#3448 RHOA S17E14 Part Two: Saucy Tartan

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens! This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one.
Bye, enjoy the show.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:38)
So they go on a little tour. They see, I guess, it looked like these kilts were being hand-sewn, which is crazy.
But they look at, they go to the factory and see lovely ladies sewing, and it's really cool. And then they decide to go to a place called The Alchemists for dinner. And so they go in, it's one of these places where there's a bartender, like a hipster bartender lighting things on fire, and it's a lot of oohs and ahs. It's very exciting. Very hipster, hipster, hipster mixology.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:08)
Hipsters love smoke coming off of things, like drinks. They're like, wow, look, smoke's coming off of this drink, sniffing. No, you guys don't let me smoke cigarettes anymore, and now you want me to like inhale your drink? No. Fucking put a Marlboro light in there.
Dicks.
The smoke, it's everywhere. Like in the city, we watched that one together, right, when they had the wedding dinner. Yeah, we did. They had the wedding dinner, or we recapped it together, rather. They had the wedding dinner, and it was one of these census place, and he's like, I'm here to stimulate more than just your mouth. No, that's okay. This is a fucking restaurant. Stimulate my mouth. Like, what, are you gonna rub my kneecaps? And then they start like a pinecone on fire, and they're like, sniff the pinecone. Get the fuck out of here. Get me some fries.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:00)
I liked it. I want to go to that restaurant. Next time I'm in New York, I want to go to Dilly Dally. It looked good.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:06)
It's like, I'll go with you and not complain. Just kidding.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:09)
You can come with them to complain, just not to their faces.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:12)
Yeah, yeah.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:13)
Just privately. Privately, we can complain.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:18)
Like Kathy Griffin always said, I would never say that. I would say it behind your back. I was raised right.
So-

**Ronnie Karam** (2:25)
Like Kathy Bates would say, I object because she's on Matlock.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:30)
Or like Kathy Bates would also say, I'm older and I've got more insurance.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:35)
Or as Kathy Baker would say, Ronnie Karam has a beef with me and I still don't know why.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:44)
Oh, okay, so now they're talking about, what are they talking about? Now, we're still in a kilt store. Oh, are we at dinner yet? Oh no, now we're at dinner. We just talked about the pinecone. Okay, so now they're at dinner, and Porsha is being nice to Kelly, and Kelly is like, oh wow, I could get used to this. You know, I like when Porsha likes girls, she's nicer.
She's nicer, is a lesbian. So whatever peach is peaching Porsha, keep getting that, keep pegging the peach. That's what she needs.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:17)
Pegging the peach. And then Angela asked the question that very few people in America have ever thought about, but she says, Drew, how's your music going? And she goes, oh, my music is amazing. I have a new song coming out with Ray J, and everyone's like, Ray J?
She goes, it's very sexy.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:35)
You know, making moves.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:37)
Kay Michelle's like, well, it might be a great record.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:40)
I mean, for real, it might be a great record, because you know why? Because on Delusion makes hits.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:51)
So they're like, I'll be your backup singer, Drew, just give me a call.
So then Drew, in her starting ship voice, is like, well, you know, Porsha, we are looking, because I met with Dennis, and we're talking about putting this tour together, and you know, he was upset. You know, he wasn't very happy, and that I was, we didn't have a chance to talk, but you know, we're talking about personal stuff and catching up, and he was definitely like, pouring his heart out a little bit about y'all's relationship. Porsha's just like, seriously? I just made up with you three weeks ago. I just asked you to come back to the Go Naked Hair, and now you're gonna bring up Dennis, who we fought about all season last season because I didn't want you bringing my ex as your storyline on the TV, and now you're gonna bring him up on TV, and then bring up shit that he said to you behind my back on TV. They're trying Porsha today.