#3479 Below Deck Med S11E08 Part Two: Come From Away

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:34)
So then, Kup is telling Kat that Luke is leaving, but she can't say nothing, okay?
And now we're in the tiny walk-in fridge and Joy and Luke are testing with, are toasting with Red Bulls. And he's like, so I'm gonna leave. She's like, what? Why are you gonna leave? I think it's best. I'm leaving today. She's like, oh, because you fucked up and you think it's too much tension or what? Oh, well, do you think it's best for you?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:01)
It is not best for me.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:06)
He's like, yes, well, here's all I want to say.
I would like to ejaculate somewhere right now. How do you feel about that? Our paths will cross again because that's bullshit. He's like, look, I know you're angry, but you can't be angry at me for this.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:24)
She's like, oh, well, you didn't come to me to make decisions you made on your own. So whatever, decision is made, goodbye.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:33)
Joy, think about your words again. You didn't come to me.
So I like that she's like, whatever, goodbye. And she's like-

**Ronnie Karam** (1:41)
Yeah, but she's saying that she regrets being hard on him because she was hoping that they could fix things during the season. Well, then I'm glad you were given a blocker.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:51)
Yeah, seriously.
So then everyone gets into whites We have our guest to disembark. And Amy tells, Amy's whole thing. Suzanne's whole thing is she wants to walk off with Will, so Amy's like, okay, we're gonna kick off all the guys. So that way, Suzanne and Will can walk off separately. So Amy's like, hey guys, so good morning.
I just want you to know that Suzanne has made a choice. I won't say who it is, but she has made a choice. They're like, it's the guy who's not here, is it Will? The only one who's not here. Mm-hmm, well, I can either confirm nor deny, but you all have and you'll have to. get off the boat because now you're reduced down to the level of vermin. Okay, please leave. Please leave as soon as possible.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:33)
Yeah, this is tacky as fuck. Suzanne doesn't even come out and say, everybody, thank you so much. It was so nice meeting you. I've made a choice in it. Or like, hey guys, thanks so much. It's been great meeting all of you.
Bye. Nothing? She just-

**Ben Mandelker** (2:49)
Yeah, I thought that was so tacky.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:50)
She just hides in her room and kicks them off. That's tacky as fuck, Suzanne.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:56)
Unless it's like a thing where they just didn't show us, but I was like, wow, they just kick off these guys.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:01)
So then, so Aisha's like, well, it's a little bit awkward, so let's just get them off this bed as soon as possible.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:10)
And then Coop is, you know, they're docking and Coop is telling Jen that they're down a deck hand and Jen's like, what do you mean? And Coop is like, Luke's leaving. She's like, oh shit, when? I'm actually glad if I'm being honest. And she's like, wow, wasn't expecting that. I felt like Luke was too cocky to ever admit his mistakes and leave the boat. And it makes me like have just like the idiocy bit of respect for him, but like it's literally microscopic, as big as a tardigrade, even smaller. And then like they show a tardigrade on screen.
Someone in post was like, I've been waiting to use this tardigrade effect for years. Finally it's happening.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:51)
I've had this screenshot on my desktop for six years.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:55)
Never been able to use it.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:58)
Her parents are at home like, well, she is pretty embarrassing, but she did say tardigrade on camera. That's something.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:09)
We are happy as to as to the leading tardigrade scientists in York City, this does make us proud.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:16)
Oh God, I wasn't supposed to tell nobody. How everybody knows I'm terrible at this shit.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:22)
So Suzanne leaves with Will for this relationship that's never gonna happen. And then we go to the main salon for the tip meeting. Was that not the hardest charter ever? Two times in a row.