#3506 McBee Dynasty S03E10: Not Working at the Car Wash

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today for this very, very exciting episode is the one and only, the irascible Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going?

**Ronnie Karam** (0:37)
Well, hello, irascible.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:40)
Yeah, are you excited? Because today is the season finale of McBee Dynasty. And according to Kristy, Kristy McBee could be the series finale.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:53)
Oh yeah, it could be. Yeah, Steven too was like, we are sick of it. We are sick of taking it from the Bravo fandom. This is a sick, toxic fandom.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:02)
I will not have this.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:03)
I will only have a fandom of five foot eight or five foot six blonde women.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:08)
Do you understand me?
From now on, we are solely producing this show for an audience of many island cows. Okay. Remember Bravo people.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:19)
This show did give me what I needed though. And I have to say, and I was watching the episode like, wow, they've got nothing. I mean, that whole happy hour scene with the ladies or whatever, the girls night, they literally just stood there and stared at each other for a solid five minutes, talking about nothing. And I was like, this poor show has nothing going on for it. And then my Galyna grabbed a crowbar and made it all worth it at the end. No, that's my girl, Galyna. I love you.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:45)
It was a great moment. I laughed out loud.
It was very, it was very fulfilling for me. Cause I think we've all wanted to do that to Stephen's card, if not face, but like, quite frankly, that scene, that scene with the girls night at that bar was one of the saddest, most pathetic things we've ever seen on Bravo. I'm sorry. It was like the pleather brigade came out and stood in a brightly lit sports bar and stood at the corner drinking milky drinks, looking around like girls night. I'm like, oh gosh. Oh man, that is a lasting vision. I mean, the same week that they have Crystal's ugly leather pants party and these girls are wearing these outfits, like non-ironically, it was just, it was a tough watch. It was a tough watch.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:30)
Non-ironically.
Yep. So here we are. Season final of the McBee.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:37)
Yeah. McBee car.
Well, guess what? We started the McBee car wash office and Galyna is sitting in front of two monitors, which is, you know, she's just looking at chickens, right? Like we all know she's just staring at Masha's chickens, like waiting when to strike next, like, oh, that one, the gray one. I attack her next.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:58)
Well, she's doing a lot of her speed typing. She's doing- Her typing was crazy. Look at me typing. I'm typing. Look at me typing. And I don't know, she was typing, either she was really typing fast or she was just doing this on the keyboard to be like, look, busy, busy, work, work. Who doesn't come to work in a full head to toe leather trench coat that they wear at desk at car wash?

**Ben Mandelker** (3:21)
I'm so glad you noticed that. She was typing so fast and I was like watching, of course, at like 1.5 or 1.75 speeds so I can get through it faster. So her hands were like, I was like, I just assumed this because I was watching it fast. But I'm glad to see that on like normal speed that she was doing like fake typing or something.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:39)
Yeah, I think she was just going like this over the keyboard. Type, type, fast, fast, type. I mean, how much content do you need to produce for a car wash? Yeah, was she writing a credibly intense email?

**Ben Mandelker** (3:51)
Yeah.
What needs to be written? How much, like, it's like not only that something has to be written, but it has like, there's so much of it that needs to be said that you got to type it as soon as possible. It's like, dear so and so, we are going to let you know you get $5 off your next windshield wiper repair.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:07)
I mean, like, and by the way, those who would not like to go from individual Peewee car wash to premium monthly membership car wash, by the way, we will get your wheels.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:21)
Do those car washes have like an option for you to send a cruise liner through them? Why are those facilities so big? When they showed an exterior shot, I was like, these car washes are enormous. Okay? And they're like, and they're like wondering why it's costing them like, you know, millions of dollars, why they're like $28 million in debt over these car washes. It's because they are fortresses. No one needs a car wash to be that big. Like, what are you spending your money on?