#3487 McBee Dynasty S03E08 Part Two: Wedding Smells

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:34)
So now it's 1 a.m. and they're gambling and they're still talking about, you know, I don't know where they're gonna go to, are they gonna go to the strip club or are they not gonna go to the strip club? But they don't tonight. Tonight they go to bed and we wake up the next, well, they go to bed at 530 a.m. But the next day, there are drinks and McDonald's and shit just all over the suite. I mean, this is definitely people who were given a free suite from TV, you know, just like trashing it.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:08)
And I also was like, finally something I can get behind, copious bags from McDonald's. I'm like, now we're talking, now I'm relating to these people. So they're waking up and Cole's like, I don't feel so bad. Kacie's like, I feel bad, my head hurts.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:25)
So meanwhile, Tegan's like, Jake, is that his name? She's like, Jake, you know, you pissed your pants last night. He's like, I did not piss my pants. Stop accusing me of pissing my pants. But you did. Hey everybody, Jake pissed his pants last night. And he's like, yeah, and I'll do it again.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:40)
I'll do, what do you think about that? I'll piss my pants again.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:44)
Tegan's my favorite of the women because she seems actually like a fun person. Like I think I would actually enjoy hanging out with her. And I like that she outs Jake for peeing in his pants.
And she just seems like, I don't know, she just seems like the best of that bunch. Like she's the only one who actually has a pulse. The rest of them just sit there and they're sort of catatonic, like been through some sort of like occult brainwashing, like fast blinking of the, slow blinking of the eyes. But like Tegan seems okay. And this was a big Jake episode. We haven't, we don't see a lot of Jake. He sort of pops up here and there, but he got like some full on scenes and some confessionals, which was, I guess, sort of interesting, so.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:27)
Yeah, I would say it was some groundbreaking stuff. It was Jake, it was Jake episode for sure. He's like, we're going to go to the strip club no matter what nobody says. I don't care what nobody says. I'm going to go piss on the stripper if I want to. Let's do it.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:38)
I got a buzzword.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:39)
So the guys, except for Steven, all the other boys, boys, they go to the race car track or whatever. They're going to go do some racing.
And the other people go to the Cowboy Christmas. And Steven's like, what am I doing here at Cowboy Christmas with a bunch of girls? I should be out with boys doing boy things.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:00)
It's crazy. You're the most pessimistic person about Cowboy Christmas, but not coming with me.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:04)
By the way, I'm not going to lie. I did kind of want to go to Cowboy Christmas after seeing it.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:10)
Absolutely did not.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:12)
I wanted to go just once. I love that Cowboy Christmas happens at the same time as Art Basel. There's two polar opposite conventions happening in the United States at the same time.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:23)
Well, I'm from Texas, so most of our shopping things have that Cowboy Christmas element to it. So I'm just like, yeah, I don't need it. But they go in there. I'm shocked that this whole episode, they've been telling us how important Cowboy Christmas is, and nobody but Jesse, or nobody but Stephen Jr. from the company even goes to Cowboy Christmas. What the fuck?

**Ben Mandelker** (3:46)
And then, yeah, only Stephen goes, and then on top of that, they're just fucking around in Cowboy Christmas. It's not like they're taking meetings, they're not going to any suites, they're just walking around like, oh, you sell tallow?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:57)
What do you sell tallow? What's your tallow like? Our tallow's better.
Oh my God, look, over there.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:03)
This is where I dream we can sell McBee Farm T-shirts. Like, wow, you guys are really killing it.
I loved the part where they went up to a tallow lady. So they see tallow, he's like, wow, tallow. So they go up and Kacie's like, I'm going to do some interviewing because I could learn something. How long have you been in tallow? And the lady goes, oh, gosh, it's 2023 I was like, wow, what a long lasting dynasty that you've got going here.