#3531 RHONY S16E1 Part Two: Snaking Suspicions

Ben Mandelker (0:21)

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

Ronnie Karam (0:35)

So we see a picture of him and her from 2009, and she's like, oh yeah, it says, Mistress Haley, homewrecking Haley, the mistress that ruined the family at eight. It wasn't even true. And you know, after the John thing, I wasn't getting like support from my mom, who just disappeared. Well, I mean, you were dating John Gosling. Listen, there's only so much a mother should be expected to take.

Like, what, she have to support you through everything? That is ridiculous. I'm sorry, but if you date John Gosling, you're dead to me. That's it. I'm moving on. I'm going to Florida.

Ben Mandelker (1:14)

The mom, she said the reason why she dated John was because her mom said, date John.

Ronnie Karam (1:20)

I don't know that I believe that. Maybe she said, John's in my sky, or I don't know.

Ben Mandelker (1:26)

I agree.

Ronnie Karam (1:26)

I don't know. I don't believe every single thing she's telling me.

Ben Mandelker (1:30)

Yeah, I believe very little of what she says.

So, Haley says, it's this friction that all mother-daughters have. You know, every woman I've dated with kids all have the same issues with their daughters, you know? And their daughters. The daughters. All the daughters. And the daughters all act out. Actually, she says daughters very... I'm remembering now that when she says, they all have the same issues with their daughters, the show's sort of like paused. It's like, look, everyone. The show was like, look, look how she said daughters.

Ronnie Karam (2:01)

Yeah, the daughters all act out. That's just how it is. And she's like, wait, wait, I love that you just dropped in.

But yeah, but it's true. But then how many... Wait, are you saying you dated women? She's like, yeah, cause I've dated women and they've got daughters. It's horrible. She's like, oh my God, I cannot believe you just dropped in that you've dated women before. This is crazy. Mom is literally crazy.

Women dating women? How does that even work?

Ben Mandelker (2:34)

We are like such a wild, risk-a-cast. Sorry, Internet, to be breaking you as we speak. Oh my God.

So Haley says, I date women, but I can't date other men. As far as how many women have dated, I don't know. But I feel like a lot of women have, I don't know, we just heal each other's souls.

Ronnie Karam (2:54)

She's like, touches her chest. She's like, we heal each other right here in our souls.

You know, let me tell you, let me tell you about a soul healing time.

I was dating this girl. She was using a dildo on me. Her big double D tit broke my nose. And then I had to go to the cosmetic surgeon. I was leaking. It was like, I'm awake at four in the morning. You know, it's like leaking, leaking. So I had to go, it was crooked. It was double D tit banged out of my face. Isn't that sweet?

Ben Mandelker (3:24)

Did you at least come? It's like, no, I don't remember, mainly because this is a fabricated story, but honestly, it was so embarrassing.

Ronnie Karam (3:33)

So now we go to Jessel's and Pavit is cooking. It's like, what's he making? He's like, lunch for the kid. What do you fucking think I'm making, Jessel? Okay.

It's pasta that I'm stirring around really quickly with some cheese. Okay, what do you think it is?

Ben Mandelker (3:50)

Well, it's a new experiment. It's a pasta banh mi. It's basically a pasta with a banh mi flavoring that I put into a bun and I'm going to give it to our kids and they can bring it to school and hopefully show it to Tom Cruise's child.

So Jessel is like, when it comes to Pavit and work, you know, he's figuring out his career and he's, you know, doing the food influencing thing, also known as being poor and where it's like more food and less influencing, more just eat, eat, eat and less, wow, impacting one's daily life in any sort of way, including his own wives. So yeah, he really needs to focus on how to make, make this lucrative because we still have bills to pay.

Ronnie Karam (4:31)

I really wonder about everybody on this show. Like, how do you make money influencing? I get that that's a thing, but like how do they all have these expensive apartments from influencing? I don't know, that many people buying their crap that they're selling?