#3463 Below Deck Med S11E07 Part Two: The Bigger They Come, The Harder They Fall

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there, and without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:34)
And then we get Sandy texting Norma for the, I think the first time this season, isn't it?

**Ben Mandelker** (0:40)
First time this season.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:41)
It was great. She was like, hey Norma, it's me. Just checking on availability. Not yours, I know you're available. Hilarious. But just checking on available deckhands, okay?
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:54)
Hey, this is Norma. When you say it's me, I have this name written under the account, Big Slut Face with Stupid Hair. Is that Captain Sandy? I just want to confirm.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:06)
Bloop.
Bloop. Well, hey, listen, if I'm a slut, at least I'm a slut with options. Okay, there, single Pringle. All right.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:15)
Bloop. Oh, you got options. What are those options?
Gigi Fernandez and her tennis racket.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:27)
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:28)
Also, not my best work.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:30)
Bloop.
Bloop. Wow. I can't even believe you have enough money to say the name Gigi Fernandez in text. That's crazy. By the way, just heard of Aisha's wedding DJ with the trombone player. It's just like your non-wedding with the sad trombone player. Follows you around all the time.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:48)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:49)
Sad horns.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:49)
Bloop.
Bloop. Well, at least I don't look like a trombone. With my hair.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:59)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:03)
Well, I'll tell you this. Your hold is certainly plugged less than a trombone's.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:07)
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:10)
Yeah, but let me tell you something. At least I know how to at least I know how to handle a trombone. If you know what I'm saying.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:20)
Bloop. Wow, this text is about as spicy as your love life. Just send me a decant. Bloop.
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:28)
Well, enjoy your boat of semen pun intended. I'll be here in my clean sheets that are definitely clean.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:37)
Bloop. Poor thing, you're probably even jealous of the spurt of the sheets that got sperm done. Have a good one there.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:47)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:49)
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:51)
Next time I see an eye booger up under your face, I'm going to question it. I'm really rattled by this. Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:02)
Well, it beats eating them like you normally do. Okay, have a good one there, Norms.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:07)
Bloop.
Yeah, I'll see if anyone's available. Love you. Love you, bitch.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:12)
Love you, bitch. So then we go back to the galley. Asha and Stu are gossiping about all the terrible fucking men.
And Asha's like, well, I can tell you, my least favorite is Billy.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:24)
Ooh, my favorite is Will.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:27)
I'll take him. He's got a nice, gentle energy.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:33)
This is barely saying anything except, wow, teachers, am I right?

**Ronnie Karam** (3:37)
So teachers are so underserved.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:41)
Yeah.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:42)
Which, by the way, is true. It's just such a kiss-assy thing to say, you know? It's like, I don't want to hear you talk. I want to see you clear somebody's Amazon teacher list.
Show me the receipts, you know what I mean? Show me your cleared teacher lists.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:58)
Yeah, exactly, Suzanne Klein. So, sorry, I was looking up, I was trying to look up who this person is, Suzanne Klein, and see if, watch her be like, actually she's done amazing work, and she's helped all sorts of people in various countries learn how to write and empower them to get on career paths and move on and find success. And we're like, bitch, ordering non-spiny lobster.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:24)
I found her.
Greater Saginaw, Midland Bay City area content developer, National Geographic Learning. I'm an editor and content developer with more than 10 years of experience developing science content, leading projects and streamlining processes. Oh, you're also an asshole a lot of the time. So then Luke is still trying to kiss Joy's ass and he's taking out the trash and he's like, I'll do this. I'll do it. And she's like, it's rotten. Well, you deserve, you deserve it. You deserve rotten trash.

**Ben Mandelker** (5:04)
He's like, yeah, well, I don't know how much more punishment I need because it's getting to be a bit much for me. Like I'm getting punished by a lot of people. It's just getting heavy.