#3489 The Valley S3E19 Part Two: Hort Feelins and Short Dealins artwork

#3489 The Valley S3E19 Part Two: Hort Feelins and Short Dealins

Watch What Crappens

August 6, 2026

This is part 2 of 2 The Valley starts its reunion with Brittany detailing why her feelins is hort and Zach trying to explain why he doesn’t like Janet. Again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.
Speakers: Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Karam

Topics: TV & Film

**Ben Mandelker** (0:08)
Watch What Crappens Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:24)
This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one.
Bye, enjoy the show.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:38)
All right, well, after allegedly sending a season to CISAT letter to Michelle, a threatening legal action against anyone who spoke about her publicly, about her, and then finally matching with the dragon and flying all over Westeros, Jessie's girlfriend, Lacey, got in the mix this year, and this time she actually signed a release and agreed to be filmed. Let's welcome Lacey.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:00)
Okay, so here comes Lacey. I was surprised by a lot of this segment, that she had so much stuff with Michelle, and Michelle had so much resentment and stuff towards Lacey.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:14)
I thought they were in a better place, but I mean, that's just the way these reunions go, which is that basically everyone grows and evolves and like makes nice over the course of the season, but then everyone watches the season and gets mad all over again, and then the reunion, they come in furious at each other.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:36)
Yeah, so Michelle on Lacey being cast, she felt like, well, I did not even know that she was gumming until actual filming, and so I felt like I was but on the spot, but I did the best I could. Okay, and regarding the party last year that Lacey came to, what's that restaurant called? Yamashiro. Michelle, we saw some self-footage of an argument that you had with Lacey. What was that argument about? The best thing that happened last season, it wasn't even on camera.
This end fight with Lacey, damn it.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:11)
I know, thank you, Jasmine, for getting that one brief clip.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:13)
So Michelle's like, well, you only saw a very small clip out of everything that actually happened, and in that moment, sitting in the bar with Brittany and Gina, I had been drinking and stuff, and she came up to me and she wanted to have a conversation.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:28)
And I said, this is not that time or the place. I mean, why would you have a conversation at a place like a bar with bar stools and beverages where people come together and they clearly don't have conversations? This is not that time or the place.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:46)
Also at a party at Yamashiro that you were throwing so everybody could be more peaceful and calm. And she gave everybody a crystal member. She's like, this is your own kind of grizzled for you to find your own spiritual bees.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:58)
Then it ends with somebody being like, can we make peace?

**Ronnie Karam** (3:01)
And her being like, off, get out of my personal space, bitch. I'm about to joke you with some amethyst.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:08)
Exactly. But that being said, I actually totally am on to Michelle for that situation because all that legal stuff or whatever. But also like it was their show and it's like, oh, Lacey doesn't want to shoot. Lacey doesn't want to shoot. And then she comes to the set anyway. And it's just like, I would also, especially going through that fresh divorce, dealing with Jessie, even if it is misdirected rage at Jessie, I say like, Jessie should not have brought Lacey there. Like, you know what? So I agree. I would see Michelle on this 100%.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:39)
Yeah, I was too.
And I agree with you. I think that this season, Lacey has seemed pretty nice. I mean, even if she's faking it, she does a pretty good job of being like, okay, yes, I'm dating Jessie, but that doesn't mean we have to be enemies, and Jessie is an asshole, and I hear everything that you're saying. But I think that even with somebody being like that, the fact that they're still standing by Jessie, who is still such a monster. Just listen to everything he's saying during this reunion. Like, my daughter was heartbroken by this and that, and Michelle introducing men. Who knows, God knows how many men she's been dating, introducing to my daughter. So I think at some point it's like, okay, you're nice, but you're also standing by and supporting this fucking asshole. So.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:29)
Yeah, I thought Lacey was gonna be more like Allie, the girlfriend on McBee Dynasty, like this big fake, like here for TV. Now that she decides she'll be on the show, she's gonna be like over the top, and mugging for camera time. And she's actually like not like that at all. I think she's been a really pleasant surprise.

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