#3559 Below Deck Med S11E17 Part Two: Abbey Rode Hard

Ben Mandelker (0:07)

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Ronnie Karam (0:35)

So then Joy is making lunch and dinner, and she's like, oh, I protein, lean food, clean food. I'm going to cook a lot of carnivore protein for them, even though they drink like five liter of alcohol full of sugar, muppets.

Ben Mandelker (0:50)

She gives us look like these people are idiots, right? Do they not understand?

Ronnie Karam (0:56)

So when it's liquid, Joy, my gosh, she needs to understand some gay, some gays.

Ben Mandelker (1:03)

So then they serve tons of meat and Joy is like, I hope I have enough meat, enough food for them. I'm like, you don't, you do not. You serve muscle gays.

Ronnie Karam (1:14)

And she's serving stuff like chicken skewers. I mean, she's serving straight up meat.

She is serving, which I thought they would appreciate, and yeah, this isn't enough protein. So already they're saying this, and she is serving quite a bit of protein. So I thought, oh no, she's.

Ben Mandelker (1:30)

Yeah. I mean, it's funny because the last charter, the primary wanted nothing but carbs. She was actually the first time ever someone said, I only want to eat carbs. So now she's swung the other way into protein land.

Ronnie Karam (1:43)

And then when that lady hurt her shoulder, Joy was like, oh, it's because she does not have any protein. Her bones are probably hollow. So, it's karma.

Ben Mandelker (1:58)

So then she's like, she then texts, she's running out of meat. And so she searches on her phone, she goes, how many grams of protein a day for intensive gym guy? And Google's like, to maintain muscle for athletic males, approximately 200 grams a day. She's like, so she texts her provisioner, but they can't get out to the boat with fresh protein until the next day.

Ronnie Karam (2:22)

That's crazy. First of all, get a new provisioner, but second, they're dogs. I mean, just can't, I always wonder about this show. Like, can't you just put somebody on a bike and send them up to the AGB or whatever?

Ben Mandelker (2:34)

I feel like the provisioner is just an intern on production and they're like, am I allowed to put in an order with Dagestinos for some chicken for them? They're like, no, make them suffer.

Ronnie Karam (2:46)

Yes, we want to watch these gays melt down. We'll bring them down, refuse them chicken.

Ben Mandelker (2:55)

So now they're at the swim platform and they're thinking of wearing speedos and stuff and water toys are going out and it's fun. And I guess they're all frolicking and they're bantering with Gen and then they're doing one of those things like, eye contact when you cheers, otherwise bad, seven years of bad sex, yada yada yada.

Ronnie Karam (3:18)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (3:19)

Oh, they're obsessed with Gen. And you know what? She really does seem to have turned over a new leaf at the last second. You know, there's a good person inside everyone. Sometimes it's just deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper down.

Ben Mandelker (3:40)

And I like Gen goes, well, I bond really well with gay men because they love a messy straight woman. I was like, you know, that's a fair point. That is a very, very fair point.

SPEAKER_3 (3:50)

It is.

Ronnie Karam (3:51)

I have to say, I don't think Gen is like a gay, Gen's not like a gay icon friend. And listen, you know, I have a lot of gay icon friends. I love a lady, you know, my best friends are all very extreme.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't say, I feel like Gen is someone that they're gonna, if they see Gen at the Abbey, they're immediately gonna start handing her trays and drinks and asking her to like change the curtain for the drag show. And like, they're gonna, she's like a worker bee for a gay, I think.

Ben Mandelker (4:23)

Well, I think that she's just more like, she's like bait for gays as a televised persona. Like, I don't think that she, I agree. I don't think that she'd be like someone that everyone wants to like gravitate towards at the Abbey. But like, we want to watch more of her on TV because she's a disaster.

Ronnie Karam (4:42)

Yeah. Well, okay. I'll give her that. But she's also to everyone's like, oh my God, they're being so nice to Gen because she's carrying the alcohol.