#3525 RHOC S20E09 Part One: As a Trash Thinketh

Ben Mandelker (0:05)

Watch What Crappens Well, hello and welcome to What What Crappens, our podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Braves.

Ronnie Karam (0:28)

I'm Ronnie. That's the gorgeous, talented Ben Mandelker.

Ben Mandelker (0:32)

Hello.

Ben Mandelker (0:33)

Hello, how are you?

Ronnie Karam (0:37)

Good.

Ben Mandelker (0:38)

Happy Friday.

Ronnie Karam (0:38)

If you're not watching this, you missed a very fun gay wave.

Ben Mandelker (0:42)

Hello.

Ben Mandelker (0:43)

Well, I had a gay morning.

Ben Mandelker (0:45)

Hello.

Yeah, I had a very gay morning and wherein I went and I got some Alford coffee, which feels already gay. I was on Melrose Avenue, basically. That's what I'm trying to say is, already today I've been on Melrose Avenue amongst influencers getting coffee. So that just made me feel gay. Complimentary in a good way.

Ronnie Karam (1:08)

Yeah, good gay.

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Ben Mandelker (1:50)

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Ronnie Karam (1:54)

Blends being really gay on YouTube. Touching himself all over the place.

Ben Mandelker (2:00)

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The latest episode, Julia Cunningham from the Julia Cunningham show on radio. Andy joined and we ranked top five Summer House cast members. Ronnie, who do you think would be in your top five? Off the top of your head. Who's your number one, you think?

Ronnie Karam (2:22)

Lindsay.

Ben Mandelker (2:24)

Yeah.

Ronnie Karam (2:25)

Yeah, the question. Lindsay, Kyle, I mean, the classics. Lindsay, Kyle.

I think that's it, right?

Ben Mandelker (2:35)

Well, obviously, Sierra.

Ben Mandelker (2:36)

That's all there is.

Ronnie Karam (2:37)

Um, God, who else has been good? They've had so many good ones over there. See, that's why I can't do that show, because I just sit here going, uh, uh, the, the, which I guess I edited.

Ben Mandelker (2:51)

But well, if you want to hear, I'm not going to say what my picks are, but I will say that Lindsay and Kyle are in my top five. Because of course, I would hope so.

Ronnie Karam (3:02)

Geez.

Ben Mandelker (3:03)

So the question is, who comes in number one? You'll just have to watch. That's one secret. I'll never tell.

Ronnie Karam (3:09)

So go check that out. It's on the YouTube.

Ben Mandelker (3:13)

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Ben Mandelker (3:19)

Well, you're earning them, that's for sure. Well, I hope so.

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Ronnie Karam (3:30)

And it's just like a funny thing. No, I know.

Ben Mandelker (3:33)

But like sometimes when we ask, you know, it's like, oh, come buy tickets, do Patreon. Like there's a little bit of a lift. But with YouTube, literally all you do is press subscribe and it's like, fine. And then your life goes on. But for us, it's actually very impactful. So that's it.

Ronnie Karam (3:48)

Yeah. So do that. And happy Friday, everybody. It's my last Topo Chico of the week here at my desk. My God. Trying to open it. Just splattered it all over my damn self as I do.

But today is Real Housewives of Orange County Day. Well, well, actually, there's a shadow on my head because my lighting isn't very good in here and you're so bright. So I turned on this thing on the computer called Studio Light, but I can't adjust it. So now I've got like a little shadow. So it looks like there's like a shadow.

Ben Mandelker (4:17)

I like it. It's you know what? You said today is Real Housewives of Orange County Day. And I think that before, I think even higher than that today is Beyonce's birthday. So let's not forget who is really ruling the roost around here. Right?

Anyone?

Ronnie Karam (4:36)

You know what? If you'd like to do, you should put a ring on it.