#3536 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S506 Part Two: Time To Let Lu-se
Watch What Crappens
September 14, 2026
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip heads to Miami where Lu gets wasted and hijacks every speech, scene, and emotional moment. It’s what we needed. Hosted on Acast.
Speakers Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Karam, Lisa Hochstein, Kyle Richards, Luann de Lesseps, Teresa Giudice, Vicki Gunvalson, Marisol Patton, Alexia Echevarria, Gisele Orsini, Portia de Rossi, Mama Elsa Patton
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Ben Mandelker (0:08)
Watch What Crappens Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.
Ronnie Karam (0:24)
This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one.
Lisa Hochstein (0:30)
Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps.
Ronnie Karam (0:32)
Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye, enjoy the show.
Okay, so some ladies head to the restroom. Alexia, Gisele and Portia have a chat. And Alexia's like, okay, fill me in.
Kyle Richards (0:46)
What have you guys been doing? Which cities have you gone to?
Ronnie Karam (0:49)
Who's fault?
Kyle Richards (0:50)
And let me tell you, whatever's happened, it's not Peter's fault. You know Peter, you know he didn't mean it. I'm telling you right now.
Luann de Lesseps (0:58)
Peter, he's a really good judge of character. So Giselle is like, well, we started in Orange County, and Marisol, by the way, is giving up the bedazzled cups.
Teresa Giudice (1:10)
I have got bedazzled cockies for everybody. It's for me. I don't know if you guys have seen my show.
Ronnie Karam (1:16)
It's pretty bad.
Teresa Giudice (1:17)
I have a bedazzled cup, whatever, because it's cockies. You don't have one with your name on it.
Luann de Lesseps (1:24)
Vicky's like, we got to clean up. The birds are going to come. And then they cut to this one seagull just strolling along on the beach very slowly, which I don't know, I thought was so funny. And then Giselle is like, so we went to Beverly Hills and Kyle had a nice white party.
Vicki Gunvalson (1:36)
And then we went to Atlanta and it was fun.
Luann de Lesseps (1:38)
And like, oh, I heard that Nini's back. That's great. I don't know if you know this, but Nini is the second person to come back after a long pause, after, of course, all of us. So we're still number one.
And then they talk about Vicky. Portia's like, Vicky, you know, like you left the party. Like, why did you leave the party? She's like, it's time to go.
Vicki Gunvalson (1:57)
It's time to go. Time for the quiet game. Turned out TV and quiet game was starting. So time to go.
Teresa Giudice (2:02)
Yeah. But you know what I was thinking about?
Lisa Hochstein (2:03)
Are you talking about last night?
Ronnie Karam (2:05)
Yes, Vicky. What do you think they're talking about? She's like, yeah, you left my party. She's like, well, you know, I had to go.
Kyle Richards (2:11)
Yeah, my leg hurt.
Lisa Hochstein (2:13)
I got back.
Kyle Richards (2:13)
You know what?
Lisa Hochstein (2:14)
I got back. My knee was so huge.
Kyle Richards (2:16)
It was huge. And I was not finding my people to talk to. I was not finding my people. Everywhere I turned, there were just people I wanted to kick out of my neighborhood.
Lisa Hochstein (2:24)
I just didn't understand it.
Kyle Richards (2:28)
As people say, do you belong in this neighborhood? Show me your address. Show me your address. And then they started filming me on TikTok, calling me Karen.
Lisa Hochstein (2:35)
I really don't appreciate that.
Kyle Richards (2:38)
Who's Karen? Who is Karen?
Luann de Lesseps (2:40)
Well, you have to honor the ojiza. So then Portia was saying, like, well, were you what was the real feeling that you felt out of place that your leg hurt?
Vicki Gunvalson (2:50)
Well, the real feeling first of all is that like I wasn't feeling well. And second of all, I just kept standing there by myself, and I'd like go over there, and then like I'd go over there, and then we'd all go over there. And I just felt like out of place.
Marisol Patton (2:59)
And Portia was like, well, why did you feel out of place?
Luann de Lesseps (3:03)
And just I was like, yes, why did you feel out of place, Vicky? Come on, articulate exactly what it was.
Vicki Gunvalson (3:09)
She's like, I don't know, I just, you know how sometimes you just sort of get out of place?
Luann de Lesseps (3:13)
And they're both like, no.
Lisa Hochstein (3:15)
You know how sometimes you're driving and then you go over train tracks and then suddenly you're like, oh my God, I'm not in the right neighborhood.
Kyle Richards (3:21)
What neighborhood am I in? Get me out of this neighborhood.
Lisa Hochstein (3:24)
That's how I felt.
Kyle Richards (3:24)
You know what I mean?
Ronnie Karam (3:25)
I'm like, no, could you explain it a little bit more?
Lisa Hochstein (3:28)
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