#3544 RHOC S20E11: Vicki Trippin’ RHOC S20E11: Vicki Trippin’

Ronnie Karam (0:21)

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all the crap that we love to talk about on Ye Olde Braves. I'm Ronnie Karam, and today, I am only Ronnie Karam. There's no Ben here. Ben is in Norway, so it's just me and you together.

SPEAKER_2 (0:39)

I'm just in your ears rubbing around, my little, my voice is rubbing around like little fingers in your ear holes.

Ronnie Karam (0:48)

That came out creepier than I meant it to, but that's gonna happen a lot today, okay?

Ben will be back in a week. I've got a bunch of fun guests coming in the next week or so to entertain me and you, but we were gonna record this episode yesterday before he left and we didn't get the screener on time, so I ended up just kind of knocking it out myself, so wish me luck, okay? In the meantime, if you want this on video, you can get this at Crappens On Demand with all of our videos as well as bonus episodes, ad-free listening, all that good stuff. Also, we're going on tour. We start October 3rd, the weekend of October 3rd. We're going to be in Kansas City and Chicago. We're going to 20-something cities this time around. They're all on sale now, and you can get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.

So join us for that. And I don't want to just talk your head off about a bunch of nothing. Let's get into the recap.

SPEAKER_2 (1:43)

Welcome to Real Housewives of Orange County, season 20, episode 11

Ronnie Karam (1:50)

This episode was not the most exciting, but it's also in a year of Real Housewives of Orange County not being the most exciting. And I just have to say, as a viewer, I'm somehow OK with that, shockingly enough. Like, I still enjoy it.

I don't know what that says about me. It's not my favorite, but I'm still enjoying it. Like, I would still be watching it if I wasn't doing this. So, I'm sure that says something about my taste level, but then again, so does my outfit. What are you gonna do? You can't just change taste overnight.

SPEAKER_2 (2:24)

We're gonna need to work on it.

Ronnie Karam (2:27)

All right, so we open where we left off, which is where the girls are on two separate trips. There's dueling girls trips, all right? One, you've got Tamara taking everybody's solving, and then you've got Vicki's trip, okay? Vicki's trip to La Quinta, which is to her beautiful La Quinta home. It's my beautiful La Quinta home, which I worked very hard for. I worked very hard for my La Quinta home.

So we're at Vicki's, and Vicki's trip is miserable, okay? Because it's at Vicki's house, and it's with Vicki. And how are you gonna be at Vicki's house and not be miserable, okay? You can't have a miserable person in a non-miserable home. It's just not how it works. Trust me, I live in one. People come over to my house all the time, and they're like, I feel weird in here. And I'm like, well, yeah, it's my house. Well, what do you think it's gonna feel like? A warm hug? I live here.

If I stitched a pillow, it would say home sweet, not your fucking home, okay?

My welcome mat says you're not.

So I get it. But I'm also not having a girl's trip at my house. You know what I mean? So it's miserable because it's Vicki's home, but it's also miserable because Emily's on this trip. I mean, frankly, everyone on this trip is kind of miserable. You got Vicki hosting it. You've got Emily being on the trip. I mean, we know Emily's miserable, all right? You've got Shannon, who's like, I mean, she's barely holding herself together. And then you've got Jenn. Jenn's probably the happiest one here. And Jenn was like living in a parking lot and giving aerobics classes in the parking lot and shit. You know, she's with a man who's probably still sending dick pics to people from the gym. And she's like the happiest person here. So Vicki's big fun outing is to go golfing. We're gonna go golfing. And on the way there, Vicki's on her laptop working because I work. It is very hard to be this rich.

SPEAKER_2 (4:26)

I work very hard.

Ronnie Karam (4:28)

So she's working on her laptop. Emily is just annoying as hell. And she's poking at her, poking at her. Vicki, why are you working?

SPEAKER_2 (4:36)

Why are you on your, why don't you pay attention to us? You need to send an email? Well, I could send an email, but I'm supposed to be golfing with my friends. You're supposed to be making me have fun.