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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast Transcripts

YMH Studios · 342 episodes with transcripts

Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

Spoken has transcripts of 342 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 19, 2026.

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Latest 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer transcripts

Shane Gillis vs SNL: Round 2

October 19, 2026

Tom Segura (0:05)

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

I'm in Austin, Texas. You're in Jude Orchidies, and you are, what are you doing there again?

Bert Kreischer (0:17)

I'm doing the New York Food and Wine Festival. I'm doing Burger Bash with Rachael Ray.

Tom Segura (0:22)

That's right. You were doing that. You were doing some pro-Palestine rally, and now you're here, and you're just going to, have you done the Rachael thing yet?

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