2 Bears, 1 Happy Ending w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano

Chris Distefano (0:05)

What's up, everybody? Welcome to yet another Summer, Two Bears, One Cave episode. I'm Chrissy, that's Stavi. That's right. We're here. We're chilling. We have a, I'm wearing a Darryl Strawberry jersey.

Stavros Halkias (0:19)

Shout out to Darryl.

Chris Distefano (0:20)

I'm wearing a Darryl Strawberry jersey. Stavros has got that flower shirt on, so you know one thing and one thing only, we're both doing cocaine.

Stavros Halkias (0:26)

Yeah, we're dressed like the boys of summer in two ways right now.

Chris Distefano (0:30)

Yes.

Stavros Halkias (0:30)

Absolutely. No, you are looking good. I do love Darryl Strawberry. I also, I was hoping this wouldn't be as tight. You know when you put on a shirt and you only put it on standing?

Chris Distefano (0:41)

Right.

Stavros Halkias (0:41)

And then you realize, oh, I'm gonna be sitting in this for an hour.

Chris Distefano (0:44)

Yeah, but dude, but I told you this before, you pull off.

Stavros Halkias (0:47)

Just a little of this.

Chris Distefano (0:48)

The weight, but I know it might not feel good for you, but it looks good on you. Thank you.

Stavros Halkias (0:52)

That's all that matters.

Chris Distefano (0:53)

That's the thing.

Stavros Halkias (0:53)

It's more about, you know, I'm just, I'm gonna lock in. Listen, episode five, folks, you're gonna see me, you're gonna be like, who the hell is this guy? Who the hell is this guy who has lost three pounds?

Chris Distefano (1:06)

Yeah. Yeah, dude, I think that you look good in it, and I feel like we're now, this is the fourth episode, we're now settling in. We have taken over the show for the first whole month of summer, and I feel like, I feel like this is becoming our thing. And I feel like we're stepping into the stride here.

Stavros Halkias (1:32)

Okay.

Chris Distefano (1:32)

You know, Tom and Bert are sending in videos that we're now ignoring. We used to comment, we used to put them on the show, but now they're sending them in and we're just ignoring them.

Stavros Halkias (1:41)

We're like, sorry, we have very important topics to discuss. Yeah. We gotta talk about the ways Chris nuts.

Chris Distefano (1:47)

Yeah.

Stavros Halkias (1:47)

You know, I'd love to get more about Darryl Strawberry. I mean, you want to talk about a legendary team. That Mets team doing cocaine, getting their dicks sucked in the dugout.

Chris Distefano (1:55)

Oh, it's amazing. I'm sure you've seen that documentary about that flight they took after they beat Houston. Yeah.

Stavros Halkias (2:00)

Yeah.

Chris Distefano (2:01)

I mean, Lenny Dykstra nails. Yeah. Dude, the 86 Mets once, I was at a game when they like came back to be like honored and like the whole team was here. We were in the stands and we can kind of like see where they had them sitting. And I mean, Dykstra was falling over. Like, he still was, I mean, just 10 out of 10 drunk. Now he'll do people's podcasts, but you got to pay him.

Stavros Halkias (2:25)

Interesting.

Chris Distefano (2:25)

Ian Fiedans, he did Ian Fiedans podcast. And then he was done with like being Ian. And he was like, where's my 120 bucks?

Stavros Halkias (2:32)

Yeah.

Chris Distefano (2:33)

And then Ian was like, what? And he said to like pay him like out of his pocket. I think.

Stavros Halkias (2:36)

Oh, I'm sorry, man. I don't have it right now.

Chris Distefano (2:38)

Yeah. Ian's just sitting there in a mumu.

Stavros Halkias (2:41)

Yeah.

Chris Distefano (2:41)

Yeah.

Stavros Halkias (2:43)

Wow.

Two minds. Ian Fiedans v Dykstra.

Chris Distefano (2:48)

Yeah.

Stavros Halkias (2:48)

It's the like Frost Nixon of our day.

Chris Distefano (2:51)

Dude, because Lenny Dykstra was certainly the hero of the Delaware Water Gap. So I'm sure that Ian must have really looked up to him.

Stavros Halkias (2:58)

Absolutely.

Chris Distefano (2:59)

I met one of your heroes, Cal Ripken.

Stavros Halkias (3:01)

Whoa, really?

Chris Distefano (3:01)

Did I ever tell you that? Okay, so I got asked to open up some political, this was 2015 maybe, it was some political fundraising thing in DC. They would benefit, whatever. They asked me to do Five Minutes of Comedy, and this was before the whole scandal went down. Kevin Spacey, it was the Kevin Spacey Foundation.

It was Cal Ripken and Kevin Spacey. And dude, we were in there.

Stavros Halkias (3:33)

Two at the time, straight men. Yep. Spacey didn't, brilliant move being like, I'm actually gay. Right. I mean, you got to respect him trying to be like, hey, you're an abuser, you're, but I'm gay.