Jelly Roll Called The President A Fat Pig

Bert Kreischer (0:13)

Hey guys, new 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and Tom's catching up on his Kimmels.

Tom Segura (0:20)

Okay, man.

Bert Kreischer (0:23)

Oh, you liked that, didn't you?

Tom Segura (0:25)

That was pretty good.

SPEAKER_3 (0:27)

Yeah. Yeah.

Tom Segura (0:29)

So what happened, bro?

Bert Kreischer (0:31)

It was. Jelly Roll Called, the president of Fat Pig.

Tom Segura (0:46)

Wait, on TV? Like, on his, it's like, hey, hey, our prince is a fat pig.

SPEAKER_4 (0:53)

No.

SPEAKER_3 (0:57)

How did he do it?

Bert Kreischer (0:58)

He did it in, he did it in God, he did it in Joseph Goehring.

SPEAKER_4 (1:04)

It's a fat pig.

Tom Segura (1:08)

What happened?

Bert Kreischer (1:11)

He said, he said, I think, I mean, I, I watched it, but I'm paraphrasing. So he said, Mr. President, from one fat pig to another. And then what?

Tom Segura (1:26)

He got lit up about that? It's so funny because, no, there's, there's like, there's a couple of like always consistent lightning rods for like people to go crazy online. And a lot of them are around the president, right? Like they're like, he is just, he's so polarizing that like his supporters go fucking nuts in comments and then his, the people that, that hate him go crazy and like, and then there's some like diagram of like Kimmel in that because he's such an outspoken critic and people go crazy on him online where you just like, it's wild that he's an outspoken critic of a sitting president and people go nuts on him for just for that. And then if like, I'm sure when Jelly was like, I'm gonna host that he probably got bombarded with crazy online hate about that. So he was he like in his monologue just going, hey, from one fat pig to another, this is insane.

And then people were like, what the fuck? Like, what's crazy too is that Trump, you know, a big thing for him was to criticize Biden so much on his mental state, right? Like, that he was just like, you're fucking auto pen and like, this guy is not even there. Like, he would just call him senile. He was like, this guy is out of his fucking mind. But then, particularly in this presidency, he is so clearly physically and mentally falling apart. Like, his cognitive stuff is clear that he's not as sharp as he was. He fucking falls asleep. He's definitely put on weight. He moves around differently than he did before.

He doesn't look healthy.

Bert Kreischer (3:36)

And he's 80

Tom Segura (3:37)

You know, I mean, like, it's like, I'm not saying...

Bert Kreischer (3:39)

80 is different, man.

SPEAKER_4 (3:40)

80 is different.

Bert Kreischer (3:42)

My dad said to me the other day, he goes, my buddy called and he said, 60, 70 is the new 60 And I said, yeah. And he goes, but 80 is still fucking 80

Tom Segura (3:52)

80, yeah, yeah.

Bert Kreischer (3:53)

80 is fucking 80

Tom Segura (3:54)

If he were just an 80-year-old businessman, no one would really, I think, spend that much time on it. But when you're the president of the United States, there's a lot that obviously goes with that. And it's fair to, and also he's always done these BS reports from his physicians. You read they're like, I've never seen anyone in better health. Like you're like, what is this dude? What are you talking about? Like you're clearly manipulating, paying this guy to say this shit.

It's always bullshit. Like he's like, Trump came in here and I was like, what are you, a fucking Olympian? And then that's the official report from the doctor. So sorry, but Jelly said that. And then what, the next day he had to go like, I didn't mean that or what?

SPEAKER_5 (4:41)

No, no, he meant it.

Tom Segura (4:42)

Okay.

Bert Kreischer (4:44)

He said it. And then I think he said it on like Tuesday or Wednesday. I did Thursday, say don't shoot Friday. So I was the very last episode and he did a monologue that I think was very well received. I'm not sure. You know, it doesn't matter really, because part of this country won't hear you.

Yeah. And the other part of the country will only hear you. So like, it's like, there's-

Tom Segura (5:08)

What was he telling him in his pig address? Was he telling him about like losing weight or something?

Bert Kreischer (5:15)

Yeah. I think he was talking about losing weight, I guess. He's like, hey, Mr. President, from one fat pig to the other.

I think that's the response he was looking for.