Why Ice Cube Stays Mad in Every Movie w/ Funny Marco

Tom Segura (0:00)

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Funny Marco (0:29)

Yeah, I'm 32

Bert Kreischer (0:31)

How old do you think I am?

Funny Marco (0:32)

If I had to put a silent age on it. You told my silent, or like, not from what I guess was silent. If I was getting paid.

Bert Kreischer (0:40)

Yeah.

Funny Marco (0:43)

If I was getting paid.

Bert Kreischer (0:44)

Who do you think is older? Do you know Tom Segura?

SPEAKER_5 (0:46)

Uh huh.

Bert Kreischer (0:47)

Who do you think is older, me or Tom?

Funny Marco (0:49)

I'ma give, I'ma give you. And it's because I see you so much.

Bert Kreischer (0:55)

Yeah.

Funny Marco (0:55)

You know the longer you see somebody so much, they start to look older.

Bert Kreischer (0:58)

Dude, is that what's happening with mirrors? Yeah. Cause I saw a picture, I saw, and we can definitely lower the AC in here, for you fucking idiots growing spores. Jesus Christ. Do you ever notice how hot it is in here?

Funny Marco (1:12)

I try not to think about it.

Bert Kreischer (1:13)

For real?

Funny Marco (1:13)

You don't think with your body, you just gotta think with your mind. Wow.

Bert Kreischer (1:23)

I think with my body.

Funny Marco (1:24)

Yeah, I see. You've been thinking with your body your whole career. That's your thing. Look, you came in here, you got your titties out right in the wall.

Bert Kreischer (1:33)

I think with my body.

Funny Marco (1:34)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (1:34)

Yeah, I think.

Funny Marco (1:35)

But your body has gotten you far. You're the only person I can say that's got like this, like the, I'm trying to say it like in the best way, but you got like a, the sex appeal that nobody wants, but you didn't make so much money off of you, just being you, and they love it. So it's like, you accept who you are, so it's a great idea, like.

Bert Kreischer (2:00)

I'm like White Drewski.

Funny Marco (2:01)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he should have just got you for the skit.

Bert Kreischer (2:07)

It's funny, because Drewski is like someone who can fall and really hurt himself and laugh it off, and you know he's walking into the other room going, oh no, I think I fucked my hip up.

Funny Marco (2:15)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bert Kreischer (2:16)

But it's for the joke.

Funny Marco (2:17)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bert Kreischer (2:17)

Fuck. Your whole generation, I think, is so fun for me. Like your whole, like I think it's funny, because you forget how old fuckers are.

Funny Marco (2:27)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (2:27)

Like yeah, like Tom's, I think Tom's 47, Theo's 45

Funny Marco (2:32)

How old, Theo?

Bert Kreischer (2:33)

Is like 45 Yeah. He looks equal.

Funny Marco (2:39)

No, Theo is not 45

SPEAKER_2 (2:41)

100%.

Bert Kreischer (2:43)

Google it. How old's Theo Vonn? Theo Vonn's been in the game for a minute. He is 45

Funny Marco (2:47)

No, he's not.

Bert Kreischer (2:48)

Yeah, he is. He actually, he's 32 I've known Theo for 20 years.

This is hysterical, how old did you say?

Funny Marco (3:08)

I wish I had his new number, I will call him.

Bert Kreischer (3:10)

I have his new number.

Funny Marco (3:11)

Can you call him? He's really 45

Bert Kreischer (3:13)

How old did you think he was?

Funny Marco (3:17)

Not that, like this. He's gotta be 50

Bert Kreischer (3:21)

He's a 50 But it's okay to be 50

Funny Marco (3:27)

No, it's okay. It's a catfish, cause...

Bert Kreischer (3:30)

It's a catfish. You're close with the other, you have a deal with a friend.

Funny Marco (3:35)

He's 45?

Bert Kreischer (3:37)

Yeah.

Funny Marco (3:38)

I think the world don't know that.

Bert Kreischer (3:40)

No, I don't think the world knows that. I don't think he, yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't think he goes out and tells people his age, but he doesn't hide it. He's been in the media for his entire life.

Funny Marco (3:52)

Yeah. So is freaking Orlando Brown. He's not 45

Bert Kreischer (3:56)

Who, who, who's Orlando Brown? Orlando Brown, the guy that sold sprites?

Funny Marco (4:00)

No, that's from Disney Channel. That's so raving.

Bert Kreischer (4:02)