Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom

Tom Segura (0:05)

We dress similar.

Bert Kreischer (0:06)

Yeah. This is our uniform.

Tom Segura (0:09)

It's the comedian's uniform.

Bert Kreischer (0:11)

It is.

Tom Segura (0:12)

The comedian's uniform is a black t-shirt.

Bert Kreischer (0:14)

Do you remember when comedian uniforms was like a black collared shirt with jeans?

Tom Segura (0:18)

The collared shirt? Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (0:20)

Button down.

Tom Segura (0:20)

Button down, yeah. You did Comfortably Dumb like that.

Bert Kreischer (0:24)

Comfortably Dumb, and so did Chris Titus. Bill Burr, Jim Brewer.

Tom Segura (0:32)

That was the uniform.

Bert Kreischer (0:33)

And Pete Corielli, we all wore the exact same outfits on our specials.

Tom Segura (0:36)

And that used to be the thing. It was like, I'm doing the improv this weekend. Get your button down collared shirt on.

Bert Kreischer (0:42)

Isn't that crazy?

Tom Segura (0:43)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (0:44)

Yeah. I used to wear a collar. I used to bring a collared shirt with me.

Tom Segura (0:48)

On a hanger.

Bert Kreischer (0:49)

Yeah.

Tom Segura (0:49)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (0:52)

Can I tell you when I think you changed?

Tom Segura (0:54)

Me?

Bert Kreischer (0:55)

Yes.

There is a video you did a very long time ago. And it's the most, there's a difference like the way Fat Tom dressed and the way Skinny Tom dresses. Oh my God. Can I, okay, let's put a hold on this.

Tom Segura (1:11)

Holy shit.

Bert Kreischer (1:12)

No, hang on. I have a button, but like you did a video, you were doing Conan, I think, and you had like a Fat Guy shirt.

Tom Segura (1:19)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (1:20)

And you were so proud of it. And you did a Fat Guy dance with a Fat Guy shirt.

Tom Segura (1:23)

I did a Fat Guy dance?

Bert Kreischer (1:25)

Do you remember this shirt, you're like, oh, I got the, and it was like a big dog shirt or something.

Tom Segura (1:31)

Really?

Bert Kreischer (1:31)

Do you remember this shirt you wore? Like you were doing, okay, what late night spots did you wear? I can figure this out. It wasn't Fallon.

Tom Segura (1:38)

Back then, I did Conan a couple times.

Bert Kreischer (1:42)

It was Conan, it was 100% Conan.

Tom Segura (1:43)

And then I did, I think I did Ferguson stand up.

Bert Kreischer (1:48)

I did stand up on Ferguson. But you wore, you brought your shirt and it was like a short sleeve button down collar shirt.

Tom Segura (1:54)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (1:54)

But it was a, and you were, you had it hung up and you were in like slob clothes off stage and then you had like this, like, and you were like, oh, I got the dot, dot, dot.

Tom Segura (2:05)

But I did that on camera?

Bert Kreischer (2:07)

You were doing it on Instagram.

Tom Segura (2:09)

Oh, on Instagram.

Bert Kreischer (2:10)

Yeah. On Instagram. Okay. And you had, you had Nike Air Force 1s.

Tom Segura (2:14)

Sure. Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (2:15)

That was when you had Fat Guy uniform.

Tom Segura (2:18)

Yeah. Well, the thing is, the reason I was probably so proud of that shirt is because it was custom made for my fat ass, you know?

Like, I couldn't buy a shirt at a store. So I was like, hey, can somebody make me a shirt?

Bert Kreischer (2:30)

What is the part, since I've lost weight, the thing that, what's insane to me is I never was embarrassed of my body fat. Like I never had a lot of insecurities. I just was like, this is what I look like.

Tom Segura (2:42)

Really?

Bert Kreischer (2:43)

Ain't that crazy?

Tom Segura (2:44)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (2:44)

Like I see, I see pictures now and I go, whoa, why didn't anyone say anything?

Tom Segura (2:49)

They did.

Yeah. What are you talking about? You didn't have any insecurities then?

Bert Kreischer (2:58)

No, many.

Tom Segura (2:59)

That's insane.

Bert Kreischer (3:00)

No weird.

Tom Segura (3:01)

Yeah. And then like that's supposed to be, by the way, the healthy sort of perspective is like, hey, celebrate your body, whatever it looks like. But no, you shouldn't have.

Bert Kreischer (3:11)

Can I tell you a secret?

Tom Segura (3:12)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (3:13)

I've never told anybody.

Tom Segura (3:14)

Yeah, please.

Bert Kreischer (3:17)

I'm going to get destroyed right now. Do you know who Lindy West is?

Tom Segura (3:23)

Lindy West?

Bert Kreischer (3:24)

Yeah.

Tom Segura (3:24)

No, I've never heard of that.

Bert Kreischer (3:25)

Yeah, you have.

Tom Segura (3:26)