The Sebastian Maniscalco SiriusXM Drama | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Bert Kreischer (0:00)

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Age Before Beauty.

Tom Segura (1:35)

Huh?

Bert Kreischer (1:36)

Age Before Beauty.

Tom Segura (1:38)

Age Before Beauty?

Bert Kreischer (1:39)

Yeah.

Tom Segura (1:40)

Is that your new motto?

Bert Kreischer (1:41)

Oh, I guess I'll go.

Hey guys, brand new episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Tom Segura is wrapping up his movie in Atlanta, golf trip, and then he will be heading out on his preposterous world tour.

Tom Segura (1:55)

Thanks, buddy.

Bert Kreischer (1:56)

My name is Bert Kreischer. You can get tickets at tomsegura.com. And then my name is Bert Kreischer. I am in Philly at the Met on my permission to party world tour.

Wow, you really had to stretch to find photos where I looked bad, didn't you?

Tom Segura (2:10)

Like I just used your headshot.

Bert Kreischer (2:12)

I just used your fucking headshot.

Tom Segura (2:14)

We Googled your name. We were like, wow, these are all stunners. Is there anything we could do to find a bad photo?

Bert Kreischer (2:21)

So let's just recap. Last week, I pointed out to Tom that he looks older. Then he feels like, it's so interesting. I actually pulled up a picture of Gandhi.

You look too old to play Gandhi. Isn't that crazy?

Tom Segura (2:35)

And you kind of look like him now. Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (2:38)

Can you pull up a picture of Gandhi, any, so that we can see a picture of what Tom, just a spray tan, and Ben King's, look, there's Tom. Doesn't that kind of look like Tom?

Tom Segura (2:48)

Very similar. But I have too much hair right now. You do. Yeah. I'd have to take it down.

Yeah.

And then for you, it was crazy, because we googled you, and all these images from My 600-lb Life came up, and then we had to kind of dig through them to find which one was you and which one was them. But thankfully, there's that TLC logo to make the difference. It was pretty cool. Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (3:19)

I mean, I just want to say I got a ton more comments and a ton more likes on my video.

Tom Segura (3:23)

The one that you mean, the one how you didn't actually accept my collab, that one?

Bert Kreischer (3:27)

I actually accepted your collab.

Tom Segura (3:28)

I posted it.

Bert Kreischer (3:29)

I completely posted it.

Tom Segura (3:30)

You didn't accept the collab.

Bert Kreischer (3:32)

Oh, no, I think I might have just posted it. I'm not good with social media.

Tom Segura (3:36)

Right, so the one that you posted...

Bert Kreischer (3:37)

I'm thinking about giving up on it.

Tom Segura (3:39)

Oh, okay. You're giving up on social media?

Bert Kreischer (3:42)

It doesn't bring me any positivity.

Tom Segura (3:44)

That's for years now.

Bert Kreischer (3:46)

I know. Well, it did for a weird period of time. And then every now and then I'll get like an autistic kid that's good with math and it'll cheer me up.

I get those feel good stories. I saw these like four little black kids in the hood and they were talking about how they're getting out of the hood and they had boxing gloves on. And like I those fire me up. I get excited anytime I see black guys racing horses. Have you ever seen that black guys racing horses racing horses in Mississippi?