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Every Tuesday and Thursday, pop culture-obsessed hosts Christy (@christynoel__) and Sophie (@soph_ross) talk about the things you have no one else to talk to about, whether it’s the lore of a different (sometimes niche) celebrity or influencer, your favorite internet rabbit holes, who (or what) is...

Spoken has transcripts of 205 Snark Bait episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 20, 2026.

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  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1770632171/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Dark Energy Tuesday (VS Fashion Show, Val Chmerkovskiy, Love Is Blind, Miley Cyrus)

October 20, 2026

Christy Noel (0:00)

This episode is sponsored by Vinted. You guys know I've been in a serious decluttering era, and my closet was the final boss.

I had clothes I kept telling myself I'd wear someday, but they were really just taking up space. And once I pulled everything out, I realized how much value was actually sitting in there. That's why Vinted makes so much sense. Vinted is a secondhand marketplace app that helps you sell clothes you no longer wear and…

SPEAKER_2 (2:30)

Want to be the one who's always in the know about the game, the scores, the plays? Here's a tip, the Apple Sports app. Just pick your favorite teams and get automatic live updates without even knowing their schedules. And when your team scores, it shows up right on your iPhone lock screen, making it easy to check in…

Christy Noel (3:08)

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Snark Bait. I'm Christy.

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