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Every Tuesday and Thursday, pop culture-obsessed hosts Christy (@christynoel__) and Sophie (@soph_ross) talk about the things you have no one else to talk to about, whether it’s the lore of a different (sometimes niche) celebrity or influencer, your favorite internet rabbit holes, who (or what) is...

Spoken has transcripts of 202 Snark Bait episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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What’s the Snark on Tyler Cameron?

October 8, 2026

Christy Noel (0:01)

You guys know that 3 p.m. wall when you're staring at your inbox and wondering if you need a third coffee. Sometimes I have to stop and ask myself, have I had enough water today? Especially in doing my corporate job, Snark Bait, I need to be at the top of my game every day of the week. And staying hydrated is a…

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SPEAKER_2 (1:22)

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Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching band wake up call at 555 in 55 seconds. Hit it!

SPEAKER_3 (1:53)

For decades, a shadowy organization called The Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon forward sodas, even lemon forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them and squeezed out the truth.

That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7UP is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Join the 7UPrising. Flip the Sip.

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