What’s the Snark on Selena Gomez?
Snark Bait
October 15, 2026
From Disney darling to A-list popstar to billionaire mogul, today’s subject has lived many, many lives — with her fair share of controversial moments through it all. Good thing she arguably has the best PR team of all time. 3 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Find pieces made for real life with Wayfair.
Speakers Christy Noel, Sophie Ross Brooks
TopicsTV & FilmSociety & Culture
Christy Noel (0:01)
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Christy Noel (2:37)
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Snark Bait. I'm Christy.
Sophie Ross Brooks (2:43)
I'm Sophie.
Christy Noel (2:45)
How's it going?
Sophie Ross Brooks (2:47)
It is going good. I scratched my face while I was sleeping last night, like a baby. So...
Christy Noel (2:53)
I can't even tell you how many times that has happened to me. It's so infuriating.
Sophie Ross Brooks (2:56)
But that's never happened to me before. I just woke up with a big red scratch. I covered it up with makeup, so you can't even see it, thankfully. But, um...
Christy Noel (3:03)
Flying forward.
Sophie Ross Brooks (3:04)
Who am I? I'm a baby.
Christy Noel (3:07)
I woke up one morning, and I had this gnarly scratch on my nose, like, in the middle of my face.
Sophie Ross Brooks (3:14)
Yeah, mine was, like, on my nose, too. Yeah.
Christy Noel (3:16)
Yeah, do you know how humiliating it is to go to work and have a scratch all over your face? Like...
Sophie Ross Brooks (3:21)
You're like a baby who needed to get your nails cut.
Christy Noel (3:24)
Exactly. I need to wear, like, the gloves.
Sophie Ross Brooks (3:26)
Yeah, the gloves. I need to wear the sleep sack. Yeah.
Christy Noel (3:30)
Also, speaking of life hacks to make your life easier, remember, like, in the earlier days of Snark Bait, we talked about how annoying it is to wash your face?
Sophie Ross Brooks (3:41)
Yeah, I still stand by that.
Christy Noel (3:42)
Because water gets everywhere 100%. So many baby Snarks recommended the wrist guards. Like, you basically put on, it's kind of like a sports band on your wrist to prevent water from getting all over your sink. And let me tell you, it's changed my life.
Sophie Ross Brooks (3:56)
Oh, my God, you ended up getting them?
Christy Noel (3:58)
Yeah, I was at Home Goods one day, and I saw, like, a Mario Bedusco, like, hairband plus wrist bands for, like, $5.99, and I was like, hell yeah. So I just started to use it, and my bathroom is far cleaner.
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