Dark Energy Tuesday (Undone by Kate, The Ultimatum, Phia, Love Island Updates, Paige Paul Wedding) artwork

Dark Energy Tuesday (Undone by Kate, The Ultimatum, Phia, Love Island Updates, Paige Paul Wedding)

Snark Bait

July 21, 2026

It’s the best day of the week and Christy and Sophie have a LOT to discuss — including “The Ultimatum” nefariousness, “Love Island” updates, the Undone by Kate drama, the Phia scandal, Paige Paul’s wedding, and more! Thank you to our sponsors! Vionic Shoes — wearable wellbeing for your feet!
Speakers: Christy, Sophie
**SPEAKER_1** (0:02)
Chevy is called the heartbeat of America for a reason.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
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**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
The spacious Traverse fits your crew and your whole weekend. And tracks bring style with value you can count on.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:20)
All infused with tech that has your back.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:23)
So your drive always hits the right chord. Chevrolet, together let's drive.

**Christy** (0:30)
This summer, say I do. I am marrying a stranger. Like never before.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:34)
Am I crazy?

**Christy** (0:35)
It's a whole new Married at First Sight on Peacock.

**Sophie** (0:40)
With new experts. My name is Dr. Lisa.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:42)
My name is Paul Brunson.

**Sophie** (0:43)
More couples.

**Christy** (0:44)
This could be the start of a very successful marriage.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:47)
And more surprises.

**Christy** (0:48)
Or maybe not.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:50)
Everything is just not enough.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:51)
You're a little bit crazy.

**Sophie** (0:52)
I don't know what's gonna happen.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:54)
I want my fairy tale ending.

**Christy** (0:56)
Married at First Sight now streaming.

**Sophie** (0:58)
New episodes Thursdays only on Peacock.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:00)
What if I told you, you only have 12 hours to legally have sex?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:04)
To finding true love.

**Sophie** (1:05)
Or just like a good guy.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:08)
From the director of Easy A and Anyone But You.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:10)
This whole thing is nuts.

**Sophie** (1:12)
There's nothing traditional about this night.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:15)
On August 7th, the clock starts on the summer's biggest rom-com.

**Sophie** (1:19)
I'm Owen.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:20)
Ali.

**Sophie** (1:20)
What about you and me?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:21)
Monica Barbaro, Callum Turner.

**Christy** (1:23)
I've been told I'm a seven.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:24)
By who, your mom?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:27)
One night only.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:28)
Rated R.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:29)
Only in theaters August 7th.

**Christy** (1:30)
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Snark Bait. I'm Christy.

**Sophie** (1:34)
I'm Sophie.

**Christy** (1:35)
How are you doing, Soph, on this gorgeous Monday? Monday morning.

**Sophie** (1:40)
It was a Monday morning. I am good. How are you doing?

**Christy** (1:44)
I'm really out of sorts. Sophie called me. It's another one of those morning. Morning.

**Sophie** (1:50)
Morning.

**Christy** (1:51)
And I overslept. I just had like a nightmare. It was like really not okay.

**Sophie** (1:56)
I'm sorry. What happened?

**Christy** (1:58)
It was like a friend of mine. Like this guy I used to date was like murdered in Rome. I don't know. It was really disturbing, honestly.

**Sophie** (2:07)
Oh God.

**Christy** (2:07)
And it was very vivid. And I don't know, you know, when you wake, when you're like in a dream and you're like, God, no one cares about anyone's dreams. I'm sorry that I'm putting you through this. But I think it was because I was just very, I don't know. I think I've just been going through it maybe. And I was talking about my experience studying abroad last night to a friend. And now maybe I'm like playing that in my mind as I sleep. Who knows? But in any case, this morning has been quite the doozy. I have my coffee and that's the most important. How was your weekend in Philly?

**Sophie** (2:37)
It was good. It was good. Yeah. So by the way, it's Christy recorded 6 a.m. her time. So like, I understand, you know, like when she's not texting me back, I was like two minutes and then I was like, you good, Nance? And then it was like 10 minutes after 9 ET. And I was like, something is wrong.

**Christy** (2:55)
The fact that you even waited 10 minutes, like you're so respectful.

**Sophie** (2:59)
I know. I was like, I'm just going to give it 10 minutes, but Christy is like never, ever, ever late. And so I was like, okay, I think something's wrong. And then I called her and figured that she had overslept, which again, it's 6 a.m. her time. So it's completely understandable.

**Christy** (3:12)
Maybe I met someone unsavory.

**Sophie** (3:14)
Unsavory. I was like, did she run into any unsavory characters last night? No, but you texted me that you're watching Everest last night. So I knew you didn't go out or anything. How was it?

**Christy** (3:23)
Dude, okay.
I got really tired last night, so I went to bed, but it's really good. And I feel like I know so many of the cast of characters because we did a Patreon episode. If you guys are interested in true crime, I guess it's kind of true crime adjacent because people passed, unfortunately. But Sophie did an episode on Patreon a couple of weeks ago of not even just the movie. It's just all the characters.

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