Dark Energy Tuesday (Undone by Kate, The Ultimatum, Phia, Love Island Updates, Paige Paul Wedding)

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So your drive always hits the right chord. Chevrolet, together let's drive.

Christy (0:30)

This summer, say I do. I am marrying a stranger. Like never before.

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Am I crazy?

Christy (0:35)

It's a whole new Married at First Sight on Peacock.

Sophie (0:40)

With new experts. My name is Dr. Lisa.

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My name is Paul Brunson.

Sophie (0:43)

More couples.

Christy (0:44)

This could be the start of a very successful marriage.

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And more surprises.

Christy (0:48)

Or maybe not.

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Everything is just not enough.

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You're a little bit crazy.

Sophie (0:52)

I don't know what's gonna happen.

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I want my fairy tale ending.

Christy (0:56)

Married at First Sight now streaming.

Sophie (0:58)

New episodes Thursdays only on Peacock.

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What if I told you, you only have 12 hours to legally have sex?

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To finding true love.

Sophie (1:05)

Or just like a good guy.

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From the director of Easy A and Anyone But You.

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This whole thing is nuts.

Sophie (1:12)

There's nothing traditional about this night.

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On August 7th, the clock starts on the summer's biggest rom-com.

Sophie (1:19)

I'm Owen.

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Ali.

Sophie (1:20)

What about you and me?

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Monica Barbaro, Callum Turner.

Christy (1:23)

I've been told I'm a seven.

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By who, your mom?

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One night only.

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Rated R.

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Only in theaters August 7th.

Christy (1:30)

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Snark Bait. I'm Christy.

Sophie (1:34)

I'm Sophie.

Christy (1:35)

How are you doing, Soph, on this gorgeous Monday? Monday morning.

Sophie (1:40)

It was a Monday morning. I am good. How are you doing?

Christy (1:44)

I'm really out of sorts. Sophie called me. It's another one of those morning. Morning.

Sophie (1:50)

Morning.

Christy (1:51)

And I overslept. I just had like a nightmare. It was like really not okay.

Sophie (1:56)

I'm sorry. What happened?

Christy (1:58)

It was like a friend of mine. Like this guy I used to date was like murdered in Rome. I don't know. It was really disturbing, honestly.

Sophie (2:07)

Oh God.

Christy (2:07)

And it was very vivid. And I don't know, you know, when you wake, when you're like in a dream and you're like, God, no one cares about anyone's dreams. I'm sorry that I'm putting you through this. But I think it was because I was just very, I don't know. I think I've just been going through it maybe. And I was talking about my experience studying abroad last night to a friend. And now maybe I'm like playing that in my mind as I sleep. Who knows? But in any case, this morning has been quite the doozy. I have my coffee and that's the most important. How was your weekend in Philly?

Sophie (2:37)

It was good. It was good. Yeah. So by the way, it's Christy recorded 6 a.m. her time. So like, I understand, you know, like when she's not texting me back, I was like two minutes and then I was like, you good, Nance? And then it was like 10 minutes after 9 ET. And I was like, something is wrong.

Christy (2:55)

The fact that you even waited 10 minutes, like you're so respectful.

Sophie (2:59)

I know. I was like, I'm just going to give it 10 minutes, but Christy is like never, ever, ever late. And so I was like, okay, I think something's wrong. And then I called her and figured that she had overslept, which again, it's 6 a.m. her time. So it's completely understandable.

Christy (3:12)

Maybe I met someone unsavory.

Sophie (3:14)

Unsavory. I was like, did she run into any unsavory characters last night? No, but you texted me that you're watching Everest last night. So I knew you didn't go out or anything. How was it?

Christy (3:23)

Dude, okay.

I got really tired last night, so I went to bed, but it's really good. And I feel like I know so many of the cast of characters because we did a Patreon episode. If you guys are interested in true crime, I guess it's kind of true crime adjacent because people passed, unfortunately. But Sophie did an episode on Patreon a couple of weeks ago of not even just the movie. It's just all the characters.