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Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee present BAD FRIENDS. New episodes every Monday! FOLLOW BAD FRIENDS! https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod https://patreon.com/badfriends https://www.tiktok.com/@badfriendspodofficial http://www.badfriendspod.com Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.

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Andrews Birthday & Greyhound Nightmares

October 19, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Hey, Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now, I don't know if you've heard, but Mint's premium wireless is $15 a month. But I'd like to offer one other perk. We have no stores.

That means no small talk. Crazy weather we're having. No, it's not, it's just weather. It is an introvert's dream. Give it a try at mintmobile.com/switch.

SPEAKER_2 (0:23)

Up from payment of $45 for three month plan, $15 per month equivalent required. New customer offer first three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra, see mintmobile.com.

SPEAKER_3 (0:30)

You know that friend you only call when you need something? HomeServe's here for you. Got a burst pipe, HVAC outage, or electrical issue? HomeServe has your back for regular use where basic homeowners insurance typically won't help. With a protection plan from HomeServe in place before disaster strikes, just call…

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