Tortilla Face

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Andrew Santino** (0:15)
Our studio smells like poop, and we walk in.

**Bobby Lee** (0:17)
Well, twice I walked in, because I had to go to the bathroom, and it's-

**Andrew Santino** (0:20)
Yeah, but the poop, the smell was before that.

**Bobby Lee** (0:22)
Before I smelled the poo, then I smelled my own poo, came back, more poo. More poo. Yeah, it's worse than the poo that I had, the real poo. Well, there's a pipe that broke, and then you guys gaslighted it, saying that, oh, there's no smell. Yeah.
Oh, this is, okay, well.

**Andrew Santino** (0:37)
They had a meeting before, and they go, tell them we don't smell anything.

**Bobby Lee** (0:40)
What is going on? Is there a leakage?

**Andrew Santino** (0:42)
Something broke. None of you can smell that.

**Bobby Lee** (0:44)
I can smell it from here.

**Andrew Santino** (0:45)
That, dude, I said it three times.

**Bobby Lee** (0:47)
Yeah, good.

**Andrés Rosende** (0:47)
We don't smell anything.

**Bobby Lee** (0:48)
We have the same senses.

**Andrew Santino** (0:49)
You guys are gaslighting up.

**Bobby Lee** (0:50)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (0:50)
You did smell something.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:52)
It's not a famous thing, dude.

**Bobby Lee** (0:54)
This is wood.

**Andrés Rosende** (0:54)
No, you all got, no, no, you got to know the job.

**Bobby Lee** (0:57)
I know the senses.

**Andrés Rosende** (0:58)
You got to know the job, office.

**Bobby Lee** (0:59)
Okay.

**Andrew Santino** (1:00)
This is wood.

**Bobby Lee** (1:01)
Yeah, yeah, this is glass.

**Andrew Santino** (1:02)
This is glass. This is ceramic.

**Bobby Lee** (1:04)
Yeah, that's a wall. I can see, all my senses are working and I smell poo.

**Andrew Santino** (1:08)
Smelling poop in the air typically means you're inhaling volatile compounds, hydrogen sulfide. So-

**Bobby Lee** (1:12)
Oh my God!

**Andrew Santino** (1:13)
We're inhaling, this is our studio, is hydrogen sulfide.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:17)
We gotta get out of here, dude.

**Andrés Rosende** (1:18)
You got aeroparticles, apparently.

**Andrew Santino** (1:20)
Honestly, we do need to get out of this.

**Bobby Lee** (1:21)
We gotta get out of the studio. That's the final straw.

**Andrew Santino** (1:23)
It is microscopic fecal particles, aeroparticles.

**Andrés Rosende** (1:26)
I think you have phantom odors, though.

**Andrew Santino** (1:28)
No, brother.

**Bobby Lee** (1:28)
Maybe it's the odor that Lindsey Graham left.

**Andrew Santino** (1:31)
Oh, man.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:33)
You two are bad friends.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:35)
Who are these two idiots?

**Bobby Lee** (1:45)
All my villains are dying.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:47)
I know.

**Bobby Lee** (1:47)
Yeah, yeah. Mitch McConnell's in the hospital. That's my penguin. The Riddler died.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:51)
That's my Lindsey Graham.

**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
My MCU is fucking fucked.

**Andrew Santino** (1:55)
There's a theory that Mitch McConnell is dead and they killed Lindsey Graham to cover up more time.

**Bobby Lee** (2:02)
No, but they posted a real photo with him and China lady.

**Andrew Santino** (2:06)
AI.

**Bobby Lee** (2:08)
Did you see the photo, though?

**Andrew Santino** (2:08)
It looks AI to me.

**Bobby Lee** (2:09)
Yeah, yeah. Doesn't it look AI-ish?

**Andrew Santino** (2:11)
That's AI.

**Bobby Lee** (2:12)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:12)
Look at that. That's not even a real... They're not in the room together.

**Bobby Lee** (2:14)
There's no way.

**Andrew Santino** (2:15)
Those are two separate photographs that they mesh together.

**Bobby Lee** (2:17)
It's pretty good AI, though.

**Andrew Santino** (2:18)
Who's the guy in the back under all the blankets?

**Bobby Lee** (2:21)
Oh, that's true.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:22)
Who's holding up the pillows?

**Bobby Lee** (2:23)
Yeah, that is true.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:24)
Stop it.

**Andrew Santino** (2:25)
That's crazy.

**Bobby Lee** (2:25)
It's crazy. He's alive, though.

**Andrew Santino** (2:27)
That's what they say.

**Bobby Lee** (2:27)
I don't think he thinks... I don't think he knows he's alive, but he's alive.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:30)
As of now.

**Bobby Lee** (2:32)
As of now, he's alive.

**Andrew Santino** (2:33)
If this show does anything.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:34)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:35)
If this show does anything.

**Bobby Lee** (2:37)
And it comes in three in a row.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:38)
Oh yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:39)
It comes in three in a row.

**Andrew Santino** (2:40)
Who's the third, then?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:42)
I don't know.

**Bobby Lee** (2:42)
Maybe the man on top. That's all I can say. The man on top.

**Andrew Santino** (2:46)
Wait a minute. You know what?

**Bobby Lee** (2:48)
What?
Not that I want. Yeah.