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Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls

Bad Friends

June 29, 2026

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Speakers: Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Carlos

Topics: Stand-Up, Comedy

**Andrew Santino** (0:00)
Hey, I'm Andrew Santino.

**Bobby Lee** (0:01)
And I'm Bobby Lee.

**Andrew Santino** (0:02)
And we made something completely insane.

**Bobby Lee** (0:04)
We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement.

**Andrew Santino** (0:07)
We throw trivia at them, we hit them with absurd challenges, and then, just when they think they know what's happening, we blow the whole thing apart.

**Bobby Lee** (0:13)
Nobody knows the rules, we barely know the rules.

**Andrew Santino** (0:16)
It's chaos, it's comedy, it's... The Bad Game Show! New episodes drop every Wednesday.

**Bobby Lee** (0:21)
Watch on the Bad Friends YouTube channel.

**Andrew Santino** (0:23)
Or on the Bad Game Show feed on Spotify video.

**Bobby Lee** (0:26)
Follow, subscribe, watch.

**Andrew Santino** (0:29)
Share, play along, have fun!

**SPEAKER_3** (0:32)
You two are bad friends.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:40)
Or YouTube, or something.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:42)
We're bad friends.

**Andrew Santino** (0:44)
What's going on with you today? You feel like you're, yeah, you're very Miyagi today.

**Bobby Lee** (0:48)
It's a Sunday.

**Andrew Santino** (0:49)
Teach us Miyagi.

**Bobby Lee** (0:51)
I woke up and it's like, you know, when you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. I'm living in the moment.

**Andrew Santino** (1:00)
We're going to do a bunch of Chinese proverbs now?

**Bobby Lee** (1:03)
I'm just saying that I had, I saw a bumper sticker driving over here, made me kind of mad.

**Andrew Santino** (1:08)
What did it say?

**Bobby Lee** (1:09)
It said, if you drive, if you get near me, I drive slower. So I want a bumper sticker on my front window says, well, then I'll crash into you.

**Andrew Santino** (1:20)
You just have to drive in front of them after you see it.

**Bobby Lee** (1:22)
Yeah. I went to the side of just to see what they look like.

**Andrew Santino** (1:26)
What did they look like?

**Bobby Lee** (1:27)
It's an old white lady, a Karen. Eww, Karen, pass, stay hydrated.

**Andrew Santino** (1:34)
Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen, like nine probably.

**Bobby Lee** (1:39)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:39)
I think that ruined the name Karen.

**Bobby Lee** (1:40)
Yeah, Adolf is ruined.

**Andrew Santino** (1:42)
No, no, that one's back.

**Bobby Lee** (1:43)
It's Adolf is back.

**Andrew Santino** (1:45)
What does it say? How many babies named Karen? Plummeted, the name plummeted.

**Bobby Lee** (1:51)
It plummeted.

**Andrew Santino** (1:52)
It fell out of the top 800

**Bobby Lee** (1:53)
But Pull Pot.

**Andrew Santino** (1:54)
Pull, yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (1:55)
Pull, yeah. See if Pull Pot.

**Andrew Santino** (1:56)
Potsy, see if Potsy.

**Bobby Lee** (1:57)
Yeah, Pull Pot.

**Carlos** (1:59)
Zero.

**Bobby Lee** (1:59)
Zero, zero. There's no way. I created a name Zero.

**Andrew Santino** (2:03)
Why?

**Carlos** (2:04)
Why?

**Bobby Lee** (2:04)
Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name.
You can't beat, you can't beat Zero, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (2:11)
Yes, I can.

**Bobby Lee** (2:12)
That's a lot. I mean, I'm champ right now.

**Andrew Santino** (2:14)
How many babies?

**Bobby Lee** (2:14)
I'm fucking name champ right now, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (2:16)
How many babies in 2026?

**Bobby Lee** (2:18)
You can't make up a name that no one's ever had.

**Andrew Santino** (2:22)
Zazazer, not Zazazer, not Hitler.

**Bobby Lee** (2:24)
No, no, no. Just say a name in the past.

**Andrew Santino** (2:26)
How many people in 2026 were named Genghis Khan?

**Bobby Lee** (2:30)
Genghis.

**Andrew Santino** (2:32)
No, you said Pol Pot.

**Bobby Lee** (2:34)
Genghis does not appear in the top thousand recorded by baby names. Oh yeah, but it's still not Zero.

**Andrew Santino** (2:39)
Yeah, but Pol would be a name that would be a baby, but you said Pol Pot.

**Bobby Lee** (2:42)
You said Genghis Khan.

**Andrew Santino** (2:44)
Yeah, Genghis Khan.

**Bobby Lee** (2:45)
Yeah, okay.

**Andrew Santino** (2:45)
That's what I'm saying.

**Bobby Lee** (2:46)
All right.

**Andrew Santino** (2:46)
Zero babies named Genghis in 2024

**Bobby Lee** (2:49)
If I ever have a baby, that's what it is.

**Andrew Santino** (2:50)
We're tied. Genghis Pot.

**Bobby Lee** (2:52)
All right, Genghis Pot, and that's it. All right.

**Andrew Santino** (2:54)
We're tied.

**Bobby Lee** (2:55)
We don't have to play. Well, there's no way to go lower. Yeah, there's no way to go lower.

**Andrew Santino** (2:59)
So I saw Obsession last night.

**Bobby Lee** (3:01)
Did I not tell you it was good? Did you think it was good?

**Andrew Santino** (3:05)
What did I, I called McCone. Why are you, tell me. I called McCone. I went and got pizza. I called McCone. What did I say?

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