Bobby's Moana Birthday! w/ Stavros Halkias

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus.

SPEAKER_2 (0:05)

What are you waiting for?

SPEAKER_1 (0:06)

Hop on. The must-see galactic adventure comes home on Disney Plus.

SPEAKER_3 (0:12)

This is the way. Our only chance is to work together.

SPEAKER_1 (0:17)

I'm a life-his-kin.

Bobby Lee (0:19)

Always wear your seatbelt.

SPEAKER_1 (0:22)

Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu now streaming on Disney Plus. Rated PG-13.

Andrew Santino (0:30)

It doesn't go on your head. It goes over your right shoulder.

Bobby Lee (0:35)

Everything has to be ninja with you.

Andrew Santino (0:37)

I actually think that looks awesome. Moana, the Japanese soldier.

Bobby Lee (0:46)

The tale they haven't told yet.

Andrew Santino (0:47)

The Japanese Moana soldier?

Bobby Lee (0:49)

They haven't told this tale yet. With drunk Tommy Lee.

I didn't know drunk Tommy Lee was with us.

SPEAKER_3 (0:55)

You two are bad friends.

SPEAKER_6 (0:57)

Who are these two idiots?

SPEAKER_2 (1:06)

We're bad friends.

Andrew Santino (1:08)

What can I say except you're welcome For the tides, the sun, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome I'm just an ordinary demiguy Okay, I can't give a shot. That's the chorus.

Bobby Lee (1:24)

Hey, hey, hey, what time, hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky When you're waddling your eye When you're waddling your eye Really bad. This guy, when the nights got cold Who stole you fire From down below I got it. What are you doing?

Andrew Santino (1:57)

You think you got it?

Bobby Lee (1:58)

That's the song, no?

Andrew Santino (1:59)

Yeah, no, it sounded actually perfect.

Bobby Lee (2:00)

Okay, so I don't know whose choice was this Moana bowl. It's my birthday, I get what we're doing.

Andrew Santino (2:06)

Happy birthday, Bobby. What can I say except happy birthday To a sweet little Chinese boy What can I say except do this? Happy birthday.

Bobby Lee (2:17)

Do this and then do this. That's drunk Tommy Lee.

Andrew Santino (2:23)

This is from a fan, happy birthday.

Look at that, did you see what I just threw on the table? Happy birthday, that's from a fan. That is two.

Bobby Lee (2:30)

Thank you. Thank you.

Andrew Santino (2:33)

You got two of them here.

Bobby Lee (2:35)

Yeah, these are, have been here.

Andrew Santino (2:37)

No, we just got them.

Bobby Lee (2:38)

No, no, no, these have been in the, I've seen this in the studio before.

Andrew Santino (2:41)

We literally just got them.

Bobby Lee (2:42)

So today, my girlfriend said that I have a disease.

Andrew Santino (2:47)

Which one?

Bobby Lee (2:47)

Marcelo Hernandez just texted me, called me. Should I call him back?

Andrew Santino (2:50)

Sure, give him a ring.

Bobby Lee (2:51)

All right.

Andrew Santino (2:52)

It's your birthday, man. You want to do whatever you want on your birthday. You got to tell him you're on the show.

Bobby Lee (2:58)

Oh, wow. Congratulations, but are you above us? Cause you're on Bad Friends with Andrew right now.

SPEAKER_2 (3:04)

Oh, no.

Bobby Lee (3:05)

Yeah, say something.

Andrew Santino (3:06)

Hey, man.

Bobby Lee (3:07)

Hey, man.

SPEAKER_1 (3:08)

Well, I love Andrew.

SPEAKER_2 (3:09)

Andrew is just a great guy. And honestly, Bobby, how often do you say thank you to Andrew for making your career?

Andrew Santino (3:15)

What can I say except you're welcome?

SPEAKER_2 (3:17)

Oh my God.

Bobby Lee (3:19)

It's my birthday.

SPEAKER_2 (3:21)

How often? Oh my God. Bobby, it's your birthday. How old are you now? 69?

Bobby Lee (3:27)

I regret calling you Marcelo Hernando.

SPEAKER_2 (3:30)

Oh my God. Listen, Bobby.

SPEAKER_1 (3:32)

What do you want? What do you need?

Bobby Lee (3:34)

I'll get you anything you want, baby. You want black market pineapples? What do you want?

SPEAKER_2 (3:39)

On Saturday, I'm doing a show in a cool place in LA, and I was wondering if you could wait tables for it.

Bobby Lee (3:48)

You know what? I'm going to hang up now.

I'm going to hang up now on you.

SPEAKER_2 (3:53)

I love you, Bobby. I love you. Andrew, I just want to say, when the whole industry thought Bobby was finished, thank you for taking a chance on him.

Andrew Santino (4:00)

Thank you. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it. Talk to you later. Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_2 (4:03)

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bobby Lee (4:04)

Okay.

Andrew Santino (4:04)

We love that kid. He's fantastic.

Bobby Lee (4:06)

He's on your side every time.

Andrew Santino (4:07)

He's the man.

Bobby Lee (4:08)

All right. So I'm going to tell you what I have.

Andrew Santino (4:10)