Andrews Birthday & Greyhound Nightmares
Bad Friends
October 19, 2026
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Speakers Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, McCone Corkery, Tom Segura
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Wave.
Andrew Santino (1:34)
Hey, welcome to Bad Friends.
Bobby Lee (1:36)
Welcome to our program.
Andrew Santino (1:38)
The Bad Friends Show.
McCone Corkery (1:39)
Yes. A wave series.
Bobby Lee (1:40)
A wave series, for sure.
SPEAKER_2 (1:42)
You two are bad friends.
SPEAKER_9 (1:44)
Who are these two idiots?
SPEAKER_4 (1:53)
We're bad friends.
Bobby Lee (1:54)
We worked so hard, we worked so hard on the set, did we not?
SPEAKER_4 (1:57)
Oh yeah.
Bobby Lee (1:57)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino (1:58)
The set looks-
Bobby Lee (1:59)
Three meetings.
Andrew Santino (1:59)
The set looks like-
Bobby Lee (2:00)
We had three meetings about the set. You know, you're Irish, right? You're Argentinian.
Andrew Santino (2:04)
You have to turn around.
Bobby Lee (2:06)
Is this Argentinian?
McCone Corkery (2:07)
It's the city of Chicago.
Bobby Lee (2:08)
It's the city of Chicago. You got the Phoenix Suns.
Tom Segura (2:11)
Yup. Yup.
Bobby Lee (2:12)
And you got the Chicago Daredevils, dude. No, the Bears.
Good football, Dave. Refrigerator Perry.
Andrew Santino (2:20)
Yeah, William.
Bobby Lee (2:20)
Exactly. I love it. So happy birthday to my friend, Andrew Santino, everybody.
SPEAKER_11 (2:25)
What a beautiful occasion.
Bobby Lee (2:27)
He's alive.
SPEAKER_11 (2:28)
Another year.
Bobby Lee (2:28)
And that's a gift to the world. You know, it's a gift to everybody. When I found out it was his birthday, heart fluttered, fluttered. My heart fluttered of joy, dude, because you're my friend. I want you to have the biggest joy. And guess what? Here at the Bad Friends, you know what I mean, program, we have gifts for you, friend. Thank you. All right. Would you like to see them?
Andrew Santino (2:48)
I'd love to.
Bobby Lee (2:49)
Let's sing a happy birthday to my friend Andrew Santino, please. Happy birthday to you.
Tom Segura (2:55)
Happy birthday.
Bobby Lee (2:56)
Energy.
SPEAKER_11 (2:59)
Happy birthday, dear Andrew.
Andrew Santino (3:03)
Happy birthday to you.
McCone Corkery (3:05)
Hey, how you doing? Everyone good?
Bobby Lee (3:08)
Good, everyone good times, everybody. Good. So would you like to see your first gift, friend?
Andrew Santino (3:13)
Sure. Yeah, let's crack it open.
Bobby Lee (3:14)
All right. What we got here for you.
Andrew Santino (3:16)
Who's we? Now, when you say we, you mean the boys got it?
Bobby Lee (3:20)
We is we, right? With three other people behind me, right? So yes, I'm in direct line of the we, dude.
Andrew Santino (3:28)
Okay.
Bobby Lee (3:29)
Okay.
Andrew Santino (3:29)
All right.
Bobby Lee (3:29)
All right.
You're gonna love these dudes. Your legs have been burning. Wow. Yeah, your legs have been burning.
Andrew Santino (3:38)
My legs have been burning. These are great.
Bobby Lee (3:41)
Wow.
Andrew Santino (3:42)
Compression sleeves. I love these.
Bobby Lee (3:44)
Do you have some?
Andrew Santino (3:44)
Yeah, I do.
Bobby Lee (3:46)
Oh.
Andrew Santino (3:46)
Now I have two.
Bobby Lee (3:47)
Okay.
Andrew Santino (3:49)
Thank you so much. This is amazing.
Bobby Lee (3:50)
But the next gift is-
Andrew Santino (3:51)
This is very, very nice. It's a very thoughtful, man.
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