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Something’s Bubbling

Bad Friends

August 24, 2026

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Speakers: Carlos, Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Andrés

Topics: Stand-Up, Comedy

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
Late Night Bites with Friends?
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:27)
Anything you want, you got it. Pretty woman, you got it.

**Carlos** (0:46)
Blue Bayou, baby.

**Andrew Santino** (0:48)
I love Roy Orbison.

**Bobby Lee** (0:49)
I know you do, and here's a fact.

**Andrew Santino** (0:50)
I'm on an Orbit Orbison.

**Bobby Lee** (0:52)
Every baby he's ever had came out with sunglasses.

**Andrew Santino** (0:56)
Every single baby.

**Bobby Lee** (0:58)
That's a fact. Google it.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:01)
Google it.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:02)
Ain't going out like that, ain't going out like that, ain't going out, ain't going out like that.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:07)
See, I have songs in my head as well.

**Andrew Santino** (1:09)
You're a big song guy.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:10)
Yeah, Cypress Hill, baby.

**Andrés** (1:11)
You two are bad friends.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:13)
Who are these two idiots? White dude and Asian dude.

**Andrés** (1:21)
You two are something.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:22)
We're bad friends.

**Andrew Santino** (1:23)
Who got back their new old car? You did.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:27)
Ain't going out like that, ain't going out like that, ain't going out, ain't going out like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

**Carlos** (1:36)
Getting it out, getting it out.

**Bobby Lee** (1:38)
It's good to see you, man. We talk forever. We've been talking forever. We keep talking.

**Andrew Santino** (1:42)
We keep talking.

**Bobby Lee** (1:43)
We talk until you stop listening. And that's them, the rules.

**Andrew Santino** (1:47)
And I hope you keep listening. I just got back from Scotland.

**Bobby Lee** (1:49)
No, you didn't.

**Andrew Santino** (1:51)
I did.

**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
You told me you didn't go.

**Andrew Santino** (1:54)
What?

**Bobby Lee** (1:55)
Yeah, you told me you didn't go.

**Andrew Santino** (1:57)
Oh, yeah, I did.

**Bobby Lee** (1:57)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you go?

**Andrew Santino** (1:59)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:00)
Why would you tell me you didn't go?

**SPEAKER_9** (2:02)
I like to keep you on your toes.

**Andrew Santino** (2:03)
No, no, no. What?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:03)
It's so crazy.

**Bobby Lee** (2:04)
He's like, I'm in New York.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:05)
I like to keep you on your toes, Don.

**Bobby Lee** (2:07)
You and Scotley goes, no, I'm in New York.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:09)
I'm in New York.

**Bobby Lee** (2:10)
That's what he said. And I go, so what's the truth?

**SPEAKER_9** (2:12)
I went to New York to get a slice.

**Bobby Lee** (2:13)
Yeah.
I went to Cambodia. Anyone could say things. That's my point.

**Andrew Santino** (2:21)
I lied to you. Actually, I didn't end up the day I was supposed to be there. We got our flight diverted halfway there. I'm texting. I think I texted Carlos. I had to go down to Atlanta. There was a tornado in New York. Not a real thing.
So they made us go to Atlanta. Then from Atlanta, they were like, we're going to get to New York tonight. I was like, great. I'll make my flight to Scotland.
We take off my flight to Scotland also takes off.

**Bobby Lee** (2:41)
Into space.

**Andrew Santino** (2:42)
Yeah, yeah. Wow.

**Bobby Lee** (2:43)
Because that's a space move.

**Andrew Santino** (2:44)
Well, that's where Scotland is in space. Scotland's in space. So I went to Scotland. It was amazing. I had so much fun. I ended up going a day late, but it was great. It was great. Scottish.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:53)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:53)
And all the Scots.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:54)
Sir William Wallace.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:55)
All the Scots were like, he's coming down the hill.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:57)
You like Scotland. You like our food now, Andrew, do you? Do you, Andrew? You talk about it on Bad Friends.

**Bobby Lee** (3:03)
You like my food now, Andrew?

**Andrew Santino** (3:06)
Really good.

**Carlos** (3:06)
Is it good?

**SPEAKER_9** (3:07)
Yeah.

**Carlos** (3:07)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:08)
Did we talk bad about their food on the show? People got mad at me. I don't remember. People came up to me in the restaurant. They're like, is the food as bad as you talk about on Bad Friends? I was like, the food's great. And they're like, no.

**Bobby Lee** (3:17)
We never went to Scotland.

**Andrew Santino** (3:18)
That's what I'm saying. But I'd been- Why would you say that? Because I'd been before.

**Bobby Lee** (3:22)
Yeah, so no.

**Andrew Santino** (3:23)
It improved.

**Bobby Lee** (3:24)

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