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Bad Friends

October 5, 2026

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Speakers Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, Carlos, Shane Gillis

TopicsStand-UpComedy

SPEAKER_2 (0:03)

Welcome to the jungle. ABC Wednesday.

Bobby Lee (0:07)

Abbott is back.

SPEAKER_4 (0:08)

It's gonna be the best year yet.

SPEAKER_2 (0:10)

Thank you, now we can finally turn this up.

SPEAKER_4 (0:14)

And everyone's going wild.

SPEAKER_2 (0:16)

Y'all think you run this school, but you don't. It's going great. Abbott Elementary.

Bobby Lee (0:21)

Anything can happen in the jungle, right guys?

SPEAKER_6 (0:25)

Season premiere Wednesday on ABC, and stream next day on Hulu.

Bobby Lee (0:42)

Welcome to Atlanta, Georgia. My name is Captain Bobby Lee. We have Admiral Andrew Santino here, and we're brought to you by the Space Command Ship Zero X-90, and we're here in space near Mars. No, we're in Atlanta, Georgia. That's not a good opening.

Though I could feel it When I was doing it, I was like, let's do a space theme, and in my mind, I'm like, let's keep talking, and it's not working. But anyway, welcome to Atlanta. I did a show here, and Andres doing a movie here, and we joined forces here to do a program called Bad Friends here in Atlanta, Georgia.

SPEAKER_6 (1:12)

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Bobby Lee (1:25)

Hey, welcome to Bad Friends.

Andrew Santino (1:27)

A wave series. We are so excited to shoot today in Atlanta, Georgia. Yeah, the Southern Bail, dude. We're a little couple. Southern Bail, dude. Well, don't do it stupid. That sounds dumb. No, that sounds like you're mocking.

SPEAKER_8 (1:39)

Oh, I'm an aristocrat.

Andrew Santino (1:42)

Is that better? Yeah. Actually, you are. You are generally.

SPEAKER_8 (1:44)

I don't land.

Andrew Santino (1:46)

You are a little aristocrat.

Bobby Lee (1:47)

Yeah, I'm an aristocrat.

Andrew Santino (1:49)

You would be a Southern Bail, a pretty little Southern Bail.

Bobby Lee (1:51)

We got to get a camera on him for the... I see dead people, but anyway...

Andrew Santino (1:55)

What if he doesn't want to be on camera?

Bobby Lee (1:57)

We'll do a punch-in later, but anyway...

Andrew Santino (2:00)

We have two videographers sitting in the room with us. We're in Atlanta, Georgia. I'm here filming a movie, and Bobby did a show last night, and that's why we've ended up in this little room where we are. And I flew in this morning at six in the morning.

Bobby Lee (2:12)

You did?

Andrew Santino (2:12)

I was in Knoxville yesterday.

Bobby Lee (2:14)

Is that where you're shooting, Knoxville?

Andrew Santino (2:15)

No, I'm shooting here. I was at the Tennessee game with my dad.

Bobby Lee (2:17)

Oh, I see.

Andrew Santino (2:18)

And Gillis, it was, we had a blast. I can't talk about what happened.

Bobby Lee (2:25)

Jane Gillis.

Andrew Santino (2:26)

Jane Gillis.

SPEAKER_8 (2:27)

Yeah, Jane Gillis, man, I'm a big fan of Jane.

Andrew Santino (2:29)

Shane's cousin, Jane Gillis. It was great, Trump was there.

SPEAKER_8 (2:33)

Oh, I love him.

Andrew Santino (2:34)

And then him and I went out and got dinner after the game. You and Trump? Yeah, just him and I went to Red Lobster.

Bobby Lee (2:40)

It's so good, he loves that.

SPEAKER_8 (2:42)

He loves Red Lobster.

Andrew Santino (2:44)

Cheddar Bay biscuits. That's all he wanted, he was stuffing his little face with Cheddar Bays.

Bobby Lee (2:49)

So, me and Carlos have been doing well.

Andrew Santino (2:52)

And what's been going on? Why don't you air it out, baby?

Carlos (2:55)

Okay, so where we have or haven't?

Bobby Lee (2:58)

No, dude, I'm so mad at you, we're done.

Carlos (3:00)

Oh, because I called you, yeah, yeah, yeah, you go, you go.

Bobby Lee (3:04)

Yeah, go ahead, I called you, me what?

SPEAKER_6 (3:05)

No, I don't want to say it. No, I want you to say it.

Carlos (3:08)

I said you were being abusive. Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino (3:10)

Were you being abusive?

Bobby Lee (3:11)

No, not at all.

Andrew Santino (3:12)

Did you strike him? No, he's being emotionally abusive. Oh, it's emotional. Oh, mostly abusive.

SPEAKER_4 (3:16)

Go off, man!

Andrew Santino (3:18)

You know, he facetimed, so I facetimed last night, and he's in bed with a girl with a close off, and I was like, ooh, I think this is gonna be good. And then he says this morning, he didn't do anything.

Bobby Lee (3:30)

He just cuddled.

Andrew Santino (3:30)

I said, you do anything? He said, no.

Carlos (3:32)

No, we didn't even cuddle.

Andrew Santino (3:32)

And then he says to me, I go, I've never heard of that in my life. He goes, that's because you're too straight. What does that even mean?

Carlos (3:38)

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