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Bad Friends

August 3, 2026

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Speakers: Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Ryan Reynolds
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Andrew Santino** (0:30)
Hey Bad Friends, I'm going to be playing September 7th in St. Louis. Well it's St. Charles, but it's right next door to St. Louis, Missouri.

**Bobby Lee** (0:37)
You gotta go.

**Andrew Santino** (0:38)
You gotta go.

**Bobby Lee** (0:39)
You wanna see the best comic in the world?

**Andrew Santino** (0:40)
Let's go. You gotta see me baby. I'm at the Maristar Casino September 7th there in St. Charles slash St. Louis, Missouri. That's my last show of the year. So come out and see me go to andresantino.com for those tickets. That's andresantino.com St. Louis, St. Charles, Missouri. Hey!

**Bobby Lee** (0:52)
Hey guys, we have new merch. I love these shirts.

**Andrew Santino** (0:55)
These are my favorite ones. Look at how great this shirt is right now. This is incredible.
An amazing Bad Friends artist made this for us. And we want you guys all to be wearing it on your person right now. You can buy these shirts right now in red or black at badfriendsmerch.com. That's badfriendsmerch.com. Go get the shirts.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:12)
You two are bad friends.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:14)
Who are these two idiots?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:16)
A white dude and an Asian dude.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:21)
Who are you two or something?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:23)
We're bad friends.

**Andrew Santino** (1:24)
Christine.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:26)
Dun dun dun dun dun. Oh no.

**Andrew Santino** (1:33)
Dun dun dun dun dun.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:34)
That's where you went?

**Andrew Santino** (1:35)
Christine.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:36)
Christine. Wow. Christine. I did it on Wednesday.

**Bobby Lee** (1:40)
Did you really? Is it that good?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:41)
It's fantastic.

**Bobby Lee** (1:42)
Phantom of the Opera. I don't know anything about the story.

**Andrew Santino** (1:46)
So good.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:48)
Tell me the story.

**Andrew Santino** (1:48)
The ghost story. It's a ghost story.

**Bobby Lee** (1:50)
It's a ghost story.

**Andrew Santino** (1:51)
It is.

**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
But he's half white. What's the mask about?

**Andrew Santino** (1:54)
Interesting.

**Bobby Lee** (1:55)
Yeah, yeah. I don't like it.

**Andrew Santino** (1:57)
Can I tell you something?

**Bobby Lee** (1:58)
Tell me about it.

**Andrew Santino** (1:58)
The cast I went to?

**Bobby Lee** (1:59)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:00)
The Phantom is black.

**Bobby Lee** (2:01)
Is it really? Yeah. And he has a white, half white face? Well, yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:05)
He's in white face for half of the-

**Bobby Lee** (2:07)
I like that.

**Andrew Santino** (2:08)
That's the Phantom is black.

**Bobby Lee** (2:10)
I want them black.

**Andrew Santino** (2:12)
Okay.

**Bobby Lee** (2:12)
Yeah, yeah. What?

**Andrew Santino** (2:15)
Sure, man.

**Bobby Lee** (2:15)
I want my Phantoms black.

**Andrew Santino** (2:16)
Me too, Doc.

**Bobby Lee** (2:18)
All right. And my Grim Reaper's.

**Andrew Santino** (2:21)
Phantom was fantastic.

**Bobby Lee** (2:23)
Wow.

**Andrew Santino** (2:24)
So it makes sense.

**Bobby Lee** (2:25)
Is there opera?

**Andrew Santino** (2:26)
Oh yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:26)
Okay.

**Andrew Santino** (2:27)
It's called Phantom of the Opera.

**Bobby Lee** (2:28)
I understand that, but there could be not.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:30)
Christine! Come to my lair, and hear the fire.
The Phantom of the Opera.

**Andrew Santino** (2:46)
Dude, it's so funny.

**Bobby Lee** (2:47)
It's good.

**Andrew Santino** (2:48)
I loved it.

**Bobby Lee** (2:48)
I love it.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:50)
You're gay.

**Bobby Lee** (2:52)
That's what you are. You're gay. Yeah. 100%.

**Andrew Santino** (2:54)
Undoubtedly.

**Bobby Lee** (2:54)
Yeah, because I will not go.

**Andrew Santino** (2:56)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:56)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:57)
You would never go.

**Bobby Lee** (2:58)
Yeah. I went to the Lion King one time.
Is it the same? Same.

**Andrew Santino** (3:03)
It's a play.

**Bobby Lee** (3:04)
Yeah. It's still a, is it an opera, would you say? They're singing.

**Andrew Santino** (3:07)
No, it's a musical.

**Bobby Lee** (3:09)
Oh, it's a musical. What's the difference between musical and an opera?

**Andrew Santino** (3:12)
Fancy knows he went to school for this.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:14)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (3:14)
For real? Yeah, for real.

**Andrew Santino** (3:16)
Yeah, he wants to know.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:17)
Musical is a modern play.

**Bobby Lee** (3:18)
Operas are generally sung through classical performances utilizing non-amplified operatic voices.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:25)
So you have to sing like this.

**Bobby Lee** (3:30)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:31)

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