Dating Asian Orange

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Bobby Lee** (0:30)
Hey, guys, I'm on Tour Australia Style.
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:54)
Hey, everybody, we got new shirts.

**Andrew Santino** (0:56)
We got new shirts, baby.

**Bobby Lee** (0:58)
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**Andrew Santino** (1:00)
badfriendsmerch.com, you're going to get yourself this in black or red. Black or red, go see us at badfriendsmerch.com. Go grab yourself a shirt.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:09)
You two are bad friends.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:10)
Who are these two idiots?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:15)
You two are disgusting.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:18)
You two are something. We're bad friends.

**Andrew Santino** (1:21)
You know, I got to tell you something. I'm watching more soccer than ever now.

**Bobby Lee** (1:24)
Good.

**Andrew Santino** (1:24)
It's blown my mind how much soccer I'm watching.

**Bobby Lee** (1:27)
What's blown your mind about it?

**Andrew Santino** (1:28)
That I'm interested in it.

**Bobby Lee** (1:30)
Yeah, it's very interesting.

**Andrew Santino** (1:31)
Only when it's on TV.

**Bobby Lee** (1:32)
Oh, you can't see clips.

**Andrew Santino** (1:34)
I watch the game, but I don't want to engage in all the nuance.

**Bobby Lee** (1:39)
Yeah. I was at the Wee Spa last night. I saw the Mexico game.

**Andrew Santino** (1:42)
Yeah, I watched the Mexico game from the hotel.

**Bobby Lee** (1:43)
And there's a lot of Mexican people that work at Wee Spa that went, eek.

**Andrew Santino** (1:47)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (1:48)
I go, pick up the towel.

**Andrew Santino** (1:49)
Pick up the towel.

**Bobby Lee** (1:51)
Yeah. Like, what are we doing here?

**Andrew Santino** (1:52)
How do you say ape in Spanish? How do you say ape? Mono. That is not that. Mono.

**Bobby Lee** (1:58)
Mierde de mono.

**Andrew Santino** (1:59)
Mierde de mono.

**Bobby Lee** (2:01)
They went mierde de mono.

**Andrew Santino** (2:02)
Mierde de mono! Mierde de mono!

**Bobby Lee** (2:09)
Bum ba de bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I'm late. I was late on that.

**Andrew Santino** (2:13)
You were late.

**Bobby Lee** (2:14)
Yeah, yeah. I'm literally looking at the towels at Wee Spa. None of them are done.

**Andrew Santino** (2:19)
All right.

**Bobby Lee** (2:20)
No, let's get this off my chest, right?

**Andrew Santino** (2:22)
Right.

**Bobby Lee** (2:23)
And all the, everyone is watching the game.

**Andrew Santino** (2:26)
Yeah, they're watching the game.

**Bobby Lee** (2:26)
Yeah, yeah. Do the towels first.

**Andrew Santino** (2:29)
No, they can't do the towels.
They were losing their mind. I watched the news. I was in Northern California, and they were talking about riots in LA., in North Hollywood. Yeah. I loved it. They were doing donuts. They were breaking stuff. Every time there's a Mexico game, you can tell.

**Bobby Lee** (2:42)
You can tell there's a Mexico. Look at that guy. He's got Agent Orange on his face. I don't know what that is, but that's how they celebrate.

**Andrew Santino** (2:49)
It's just asbestos. He just came from work.

**Bobby Lee** (2:51)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:52)
That was in North Hollywood. Was that like Van Nuys, they said?

**Bobby Lee** (2:55)
That's insane.

**Andrew Santino** (2:57)
Is it Pacoima?

**Bobby Lee** (2:58)
But you know who they play next.

**Andrew Santino** (3:01)
Who?

**Bobby Lee** (3:01)
Mexico.

**Andrew Santino** (3:02)
Who do they play?

**Bobby Lee** (3:03)
Sunday, England.

**Andrew Santino** (3:04)
It's over.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:05)
Let's see what happens. Yeah, it's over then.

**Bobby Lee** (3:06)
Let's just see what happens.

**Andrew Santino** (3:07)
Although this pod will already be out by the time this happens. So wow, wow, what a game.

**Bobby Lee** (3:11)
What a wonderful game. Mexico won.

**Andrew Santino** (3:14)
It was cool to see Messi. I'll say that. That was cool to see.

**Bobby Lee** (3:17)
Yeah, I know.

**Andrew Santino** (3:17)
Greatest ever touch of soccer.

**Bobby Lee** (3:18)
He's 40

**Andrew Santino** (3:20)
And he's still shit up.

**Bobby Lee** (3:21)
I know he's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's one of the greatest of all time.

**Andrew Santino** (3:24)
No, no, he's the greatest.

**Bobby Lee** (3:26)
But it goes Messi, Maradona. I know them all.

**Andrew Santino** (3:29)
He's the best.

**Bobby Lee** (3:29)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:30)
He's undoubt. Every soccer player ever has said he's the greatest.

**Bobby Lee** (3:33)