Bobby’s Beef with Adam Ray

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus.

Carlos (0:05)

What are you waiting for?

SPEAKER_1 (0:06)

Hop on. The must-see galactic adventure comes home on Disney Plus.

Carlos (0:12)

This is the way.

Bobby Lee (0:13)

Our only chance is to work together.

SPEAKER_1 (0:17)

I'm a life-his-kin.

Bobby Lee (0:19)

Always wear your seatbelt.

SPEAKER_1 (0:22)

Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu now streaming on Disney Plus. Rated PG-13.

Bobby Lee (0:30)

You two are bad friends.

SPEAKER_4 (0:31)

Who are these two idiots?

Adam Ray (0:35)

Who are you?

Mark Maron (0:39)

You two are something.

Bobby Lee (0:42)

We're going to lose gravity for seven seconds.

Andrew Santino (0:44)

Wait, really?

SPEAKER_4 (0:45)

Yeah, dude. Wait, why?

Bobby Lee (0:46)

I'm so excited about it.

Andrés Rosende (0:47)

Are we going to float?

Andrew Santino (0:49)

Wait, do we?

Bobby Lee (0:49)

Yeah, you need gravity to exist.

Right? You're going to float.

Andrés Rosende (0:56)

I think I'll be good.

Bobby Lee (0:57)

Maybe not poor because you have wings.

Andrew Santino (0:59)

Yes.

Bobby Lee (0:59)

But doesn't see, right, no.

Andrew Santino (1:02)

No, Earth will not lose gravity.

Bobby Lee (1:03)

The claim is a viral hoax or is reading from the social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. Okay. Now, let me first say.

Andrew Santino (1:09)

I love how last, like a week ago, he's like, you're on TikTok too much. I'm on TikTok too much? You think the Earth is going to lose gravity?

Bobby Lee (1:15)

For seven seconds. For seven seconds. I'm going to be indoors.

Andrew Santino (1:19)

Just in case.

Bobby Lee (1:20)

Just in case, dude. Because it's like, I know where I'm going to be standing to in my house, whereas the lowest roof.

Andrew Santino (1:26)

You gotta be on the lowest roof.

Bobby Lee (1:28)

A level, right?

Andrew Santino (1:29)

Push back.

Bobby Lee (1:30)

Right. I have pillows and stuff. So I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I hit the ceiling. All right. I'll lay down for a second. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'll be hit the bed.

Andrew Santino (1:37)

That's the fizzy lifting drink in Willy Wonka.

Bobby Lee (1:39)

Yeah.

Andrés Rosende (1:39)

You heard the latest internet conspiracy theory. Apparently Earth will lose gravity for a whole of seven seconds.

Mark Maron (1:45)

This is what you're watching.

Andrew Santino (1:47)

This is your family. Apparently have you heard?

Andrés Rosende (1:51)

Of course not.

Bobby Lee (1:52)

Oh, it doesn't work that way.

SPEAKER_4 (1:53)

I didn't know that.

Bobby Lee (1:54)

I had no idea it didn't work that way. Or what I'm saying-

SPEAKER_4 (1:57)

There would be a red level alert.

Bobby Lee (1:59)

No, what I'm saying to you is that be prepared.

Andrew Santino (2:02)

Why am I be prepared?

Bobby Lee (2:04)

Because of the fact that you don't know what's gonna happen August 12th. I would hate for you to be in the sky.

Andrew Santino (2:11)

You really care about it.

Bobby Lee (2:12)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you fell down hard-

Andrew Santino (2:14)

Hurt.

Bobby Lee (2:14)

I'd have to find you.

Andrew Santino (2:15)

I'll be on a golf course. I'll follow on the course.

Bobby Lee (2:17)

Okay. You don't have to find your wife. It's a whole thing.

Andrew Santino (2:20)

Gravity can't turn off. It's not a machine. There's no power switch. And by the way, if it did, it wouldn't do it for seven seconds. It would be forever.

Bobby Lee (2:27)

Jesus is coming back.

Andrew Santino (2:29)

I talked to him a week ago.

Bobby Lee (2:30)

Yeah, okay, he's not coming back?

Andrew Santino (2:31)

No, he's going down to the Bahamas.

Bobby Lee (2:32)

Oh, he is? I love Jesus.

Andrew Santino (2:34)

Jesus, he loves the Bahamas, yeah.

Bobby Lee (2:36)

Yeah, okay.

Andrew Santino (2:37)

He's got a house down there. Well, I mean, he's doing the landscaping for a house down there.

SPEAKER_4 (2:41)

Where?

Andrew Santino (2:42)

Jesus, down in the Bahamas.

Bobby Lee (2:44)

Oh, the Bahamas. Oh, it's not different. Jesus.

SPEAKER_4 (2:47)

As far as I-

Bobby Lee (2:48)

Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino (2:48)

As far as I-

Bobby Lee (2:49)

There's more than one.

Andrew Santino (2:50)

Yeah, I would hope so.

Bobby Lee (2:52)

Well, anyway, I'm preparing you. I don't want you to die. And there's a lot of things. Cyclospora, we talked about that.

Andrew Santino (2:58)

That's gone. I've been eating salad every day.

Bobby Lee (3:01)

I know, I went to Taco Bell five times in a row.

Andrew Santino (3:03)