**SPEAKER_2** (0:28)
My blood will forever run through the stone.
**Andrew Santino** (0:36)
Congratulations to Arsenal. Congratulations to Arsenal, winning.
**Bobby Lee** (0:41)
The Premier League after 22 years of trying.
**Andrew Santino** (0:45)
I saw a picture of a guy who went with his nan.
**Bobby Lee** (0:48)
Nan?
**Andrew Santino** (0:49)
There he is. He was with his nan.
**Bobby Lee** (0:51)
Oh, I thought it was Indian bread that he was bringing. I thought he was a nan.
**Andrew Santino** (0:54)
Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan.
**Bobby Lee** (0:56)
Yeah, I saw that one.
**Andrew Santino** (0:56)
Two title wins.
**Bobby Lee** (0:58)
Yep. Yeah.
**Andrew Santino** (0:59)
A gooner for life, you must be.
**Bobby Lee** (1:00)
Yeah, and I have to say, I know the fans are sick of it. I went to Canada this weekend.
**Andrew Santino** (1:06)
How was Canada? You were in Toronto.
**Bobby Lee** (1:07)
It went off without a hitch.
**Andrew Santino** (1:09)
No hitches at all.
**Bobby Lee** (1:10)
Yeah. It went off without a hitch.
**Andrew Santino** (1:14)
Now tell me, it sounds, just tonally, it sounds like there were some hitches.
**Bobby Lee** (1:18)
There's two hitches.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:19)
There's two hitches.
**Bobby Lee** (1:20)
I don't know if the fans, I want to listen to it all the time. I think the fans would enjoy my hitches.
**Andrew Santino** (1:25)
A couple of hitches.
**Bobby Lee** (1:25)
There was three, but the third one I could let go.
**Andrew Santino** (1:28)
I'd like to hear all three.
**Bobby Lee** (1:29)
No, no, no, the third one isn't as strong as the first two. The third one I could let go, the first two. What are you doing?
**Carlos** (1:35)
Just, I'm lawyering up.
**Bobby Lee** (1:36)
All right.
**Andrew Santino** (1:37)
Oh, he's lawyering up.
**Bobby Lee** (1:38)
Oh, you're lawyering up. All right, so what I want to say to you, Carlos, is that I love you. You're improving every week. I'll tell you where the improvements are coming.
**Carlos** (1:46)
Hell yeah.
**Bobby Lee** (1:46)
Every time he approaches me, he puts some Mentos in his mouth.
**SPEAKER_2** (1:50)
That's literally true.
**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
Literally true.
**Carlos** (1:53)
Literally true.
**Bobby Lee** (1:53)
Every time I knew Mentos in his mouth, and I'm like, that's growth.
**Andrew Santino** (1:57)
You know, I'm going to get the bill for-
**SPEAKER_5** (1:58)
He was spraying cologne all over his face.
**Bobby Lee** (2:00)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:00)
He sprays cologne all over his face.
**Bobby Lee** (2:02)
He approaches me.
**Andrew Santino** (2:02)
I'm going to get the bill for Bad at the end of the month, and it's going to be Mentos. It's going to be 30 grand in Mentos.
**Bobby Lee** (2:08)
I know, I know, I know.
So that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that were kind of bothersome to me.
**Andrew Santino** (2:16)
Backhanded?
**Bobby Lee** (2:17)
Not backhanded, just an observation. Interesting. Interesting.
**Carlos** (2:21)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**Bobby Lee** (2:22)
So I'm going to say the first two, and then I don't want any argument, so write it down if you have any arguments.
**Carlos** (2:30)
Yeah, you told me I couldn't talk.
**Bobby Lee** (2:31)
Yeah, so I'm going to do the first two without any interruption from you, right, and go get a piece of paper and a pen, and I will not allow you to even say a word, okay? And it's just an interesting little thing to the bit of something that, all right, so are you ready, Carlos, or?
Yeah, where are you?
**Carlos** (2:47)
I said to get my jewel.
**Bobby Lee** (2:48)
Oh, yeah, I'll go get your jewel. Yeah, yeah.
**Andrew Santino** (2:51)
One jewel per gripe. You get to huff one big hit per gripe.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:55)
The first one, I don't know why it bothered me.
**Bobby Lee** (2:56)
It probably wouldn't have bothered you, but it bothered me.
**Andrew Santino** (2:59)
Okay.
**Bobby Lee** (2:59)
Okay, so I have Carlos go up on stage, stop.
**Andrew Santino** (3:04)
I did see photos of that.
**Bobby Lee** (3:05)
Yeah, yeah, he goes up on stage, and he needs to say two things, which are, please no heckling.
**Andrew Santino** (3:11)
And put away your phone.
**Bobby Lee** (3:12)
And put away your phone, because Bobby has a special coming out, and we don't want anyone videoing it.
**Andrew Santino** (3:18)
Simple request.
**Bobby Lee** (3:18)
Yeah, right, so.
And while he's doing it, I'm on the god mic, which is the mic off stage, and I'm making the crowd laugh, like, hurry up. You know what I mean?
**SPEAKER_2** (3:28)
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