I Want To Be Ninja Returns!

**Bobby Lee** (0:01)
If you haven't heard about Anchor.

**Andrew Santino** (0:04)
It's the easiest way to make a podcast.

**Bobby Lee** (0:05)
It's the easiest way to make a podcast. Let me explain.

**Andrew Santino** (0:07)
Oh, please.

**Bobby Lee** (0:08)
It's free.

**Andrew Santino** (0:09)
Awesome, that's cool.

**Bobby Lee** (0:10)
These are, there are creation tools that allow you to record and edit your podcast right from your phone or your computer.

**Andrew Santino** (0:16)
You do it from your phone, like on the go?

**Bobby Lee** (0:17)
Oh my God. And on the bus or the subway, you can do it.

**Andrew Santino** (0:20)
That's cool.

**Bobby Lee** (0:21)
Anchor will distribute your podcast for you so it can be heard on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and many, many more. Go ahead.

**Andrew Santino** (0:29)
You can make money from your podcast too.
No minimum listenership. How about that? You can make money with no minimum listenership. It's everything you need to make a podcast all in one place. Where do we have to go, Bob?

**Bobby Lee** (0:41)
Download the free Anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. You two are bad friends.

**Jennifer Murphy** (0:49)
Who are these two idiots?

**Bobby Lee** (0:58)
We're bad friends.
Not that part. Not that part. What are we talking about? I don't even know, but we're here. Would you have an agenda in mind?

**Andrew Santino** (1:20)
Did you run out of gas?

**Bobby Lee** (1:22)
Well, I didn't fuck, these fucking little ladies.

**Andrew Santino** (1:24)
Hold on, be nice.

**Bobby Lee** (1:26)
These little ladies in the house.

**Andrew Santino** (1:28)
What happened?

**SPEAKER_7** (1:28)
You guys used all the gas?

**Bobby Lee** (1:30)
No, over the last couple of weeks, I haven't been driving. So we have one car in the house. I give them the key, I go, go ahead.
Go to the thing.

**Andrew Santino** (1:41)
Go ahead.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:41)
The beach, whatever you want to go.

**Andrew Santino** (1:43)
Go be free.

**Bobby Lee** (1:44)
Be free, but put the fucking gas in the car.

**Andrew Santino** (1:47)
Put gas back in the car, rude.

**Bobby Lee** (1:48)
Because I get in the car and it bling, bling, bling, it blinks, I panic.

**Andrew Santino** (1:52)
Do you guys not know how to put gas? Do you know how to put gas in the car?
No. No, they don't know how to do it.

**Bobby Lee** (1:58)
Oh, they don't know how to do it.

**Andrew Santino** (1:59)
So what are you gonna do? They don't know how to do it.

**Bobby Lee** (2:01)
Learn, mate, I don't know. Learn, learn to do it, you know.

**Andrew Santino** (2:06)
Hi, poo poo. How's poo poo?

**Bobby Lee** (2:08)
Turn the cameras on.

**Andrew Santino** (2:09)
They're on.

**Bobby Lee** (2:12)
Oh, you're angry that we're late?

**Andrew Santino** (2:13)
No, I'm not angry you're late.

**Bobby Lee** (2:15)
Well, you know, I don't like deception. This is what I don't like.

**Andrew Santino** (2:18)
Wait, that was deceiving?

**Bobby Lee** (2:20)
No, I'll tell you what's deceiving. Hey, Bob, yeah, Andrew?

**Andrew Santino** (2:25)
Hold up, that's me, sorry. Tell the people it's me.

**Bobby Lee** (2:29)
Hey, Bob. Hey, Bob. Yeah, Andrew.
Can we do Saturday? Then I have to call all my people, my assistant, and I have to call, I don't have one, but I have to call.

**Andrew Santino** (2:40)
You didn't have to do anything different.

**Bobby Lee** (2:42)
No, I'm telling you what I had to do. Call my agent, everyone.

**Andrew Santino** (2:46)
Didn't have to do that. Talk to your agent, by the way.

**Bobby Lee** (2:49)
Oh, my manager.

**Andrew Santino** (2:50)
They're dropping, but they're all dropping you.

**Bobby Lee** (2:51)
That's fine.
And we're all together at conference call, Zoom, everything, all right. All right, let's get back.
What are we doing here? Saturday, so drop Friday, switch things around.

**Andrew Santino** (3:00)
Yeah, move everything around, because you're a busy boy.
I have a wedding to go to. No, I said let's do Saturday.

**Bobby Lee** (3:07)
Who's getting married?

**Andrew Santino** (3:08)
My friend Sean.

**Bobby Lee** (3:10)
Oh, Sean.

**Andrew Santino** (3:11)
Yeah, you know Sean.

**Bobby Lee** (3:12)
Important. Sean who?

**Andrew Santino** (3:14)
I'm not saying his last name on the podcast. No.

**Bobby Lee** (3:16)
Is he important?

**Andrew Santino** (3:18)
To me?

**Bobby Lee** (3:18)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:19)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (3:19)
But to me?

**Andrew Santino** (3:20)
No.
He's a good guy. He's getting married, but that's why we had to switch. I was like, we can do Saturday. Let's do Saturday.

**Bobby Lee** (3:27)
Where's the wedding at?

**Andrew Santino** (3:28)