We Are Garbage w/ AYG

Andrew Santino (0:00)

Feeling short on smiles?

Kevin Foley (0:02)

Does your frown need to be turned upside down? We got the perfect dose of comedy, 30 Minutes of Scrubs. Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalk, and the rest of the gang at Sacred Heart are back for a brand new season.

Kevin Foley (0:13)

We play medical doctors who are besties.

Andrew Santino (0:15)

Just like in real life.

Kevin Foley (0:17)

And we'll definitely be up in each other's cases.

Andrew Santino (0:21)

Scrubs premieres Wednesday on ABC.

Kevin Foley (0:23)

And stream the next day on Hulu. Side effects may include laughing, cheering, and lots of high fives.

Kevin Foley (0:27)

Hello, Superman.

Andrew Santino (0:29)

You two are bad friends.

Kevin Foley (0:31)

Who are these two idiots? We're bad friends.

Bobby Lee (0:42)

We have Kevin and H. Foley from RU Garbage. Give them a round of applause, everybody.

Kevin Foley (0:45)

Hey!

Bobby Lee (0:45)

What's going on?

Kevin Foley (0:47)

Bad friends-ers.

Bobby Lee (0:48)

What's up? You both have come up cleaner.

Kevin Foley (0:52)

Oh, thank you. Cleaner clothing.

SPEAKER_7 (0:53)

The garbage men are here.

Bobby Lee (0:54)

Yeah, the garbage, yeah, you guys have risen.

Kevin Foley (0:57)

Oh, thank you. Yeah, thank you.

Andrew Santino (0:58)

Before the fall, you know what I mean?

Kevin Foley (1:00)

No, no, there was no fall.

Bobby Lee (1:01)

I mean, acting like Harrison Ford lately. Me? Yeah, you.

Kevin Foley (1:04)

Why do you say that?

Bobby Lee (1:05)

Slicking your hair. I don't know what you're doing, Doug. You know what I mean?

Kevin Foley (1:07)

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_7 (1:08)

He looks good.

Bobby Lee (1:08)

He's slicking his hair all the time.

SPEAKER_7 (1:10)

Why are you jealous? He looks good. His hair looks fantastic. He looks smart.

Kevin Foley (1:14)

You all can't dress like a fashion designer.

SPEAKER_7 (1:17)

Whoa.

Bobby Lee (1:18)

Whoa.

SPEAKER_7 (1:18)

Knives are out early.

Bobby Lee (1:20)

What do you mean by that, Chachi?

Kevin Foley (1:24)

Happy days? Yeah. Lit him off, dude. Yeah.

Bobby Lee (1:26)

I only do 70s references. Okay. Dynamite.

Andrew Santino (1:30)

This is one of the worst road battles I've ever seen.

Bobby Lee (1:35)

Anyway, because you look handsome.

Kevin Foley (1:37)

Thank you.

Andrew Santino (1:38)

He looks great.

Kevin Foley (1:38)

Thank you.

Bobby Lee (1:39)

What a friend.

Andrew Santino (1:40)

Thank you.

Bobby Lee (1:41)

That's what friends do.

Kevin Foley (1:41)

Thank you.

Bobby Lee (1:42)

Yeah. You support him.

Andrew Santino (1:43)

You also look great.

Kevin Foley (1:44)

You look fantastic.

Bobby Lee (1:45)

I wasn't even searching.

Andrew Santino (1:47)

You're my friend.

Kevin Foley (1:48)

What are you looking at?

Kevin Foley (1:49)

Does Andrew not give you compliments like that and talk you up?

Andrew Santino (1:52)

Listen, we're here to fix you two.

Kevin Foley (1:54)

That's what we're going to do. We've been through it.

Bobby Lee (1:55)

We're in a bad place. Yeah, we're in a very bad place. Yep. Yeah.

Kevin Foley (1:59)

Because the audience doesn't know, but we're here for a Bad Friends intervention.

Andrew Santino (2:03)

Bam, bam, bam.

Kevin Foley (2:05)

Now let's talk it out. What is your love language to Andrew? What do you do?

SPEAKER_7 (2:11)

What does he do for me?

Kevin Foley (2:12)

Yes. What do you do for him?

Bobby Lee (2:13)

Well, he doesn't like physical touch because that always leads to violence.

Kevin Foley (2:17)

Andrew Ivan also doesn't like physical touch.

Bobby Lee (2:18)

Yeah.

Kevin Foley (2:19)

I think I.

Bobby Lee (2:20)

Yeah, but even if like a tap on the back could turn into an arm bar.

Andrew Santino (2:24)

So you're lucky I don't do that.

Kevin Foley (2:25)

Yeah.

Andrew Santino (2:25)

I just say please not touch him.

Kevin Foley (2:26)

You can't do it.

Kevin Foley (2:27)

I have a cyst there. Be careful.

Bobby Lee (2:29)

You're weak. Whoa.

Andrew Santino (2:30)

Okay. Personal attack.

Kevin Foley (2:32)

All right.

Bobby Lee (2:32)

You bug-eyed fool.

Whoa. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_7 (2:36)

Let's not talk about people's eye structure.

Andrew Santino (2:38)

I don't know.

SPEAKER_7 (2:39)

I mean, just be careful of him.

Bobby Lee (2:40)

Dude, for Asians, I'm bug-eyed.

Andrew Santino (2:43)

For Asians, yeah.

Kevin Foley (2:43)

For some Asians.

SPEAKER_7 (2:43)

Hey, you have white eyes sometimes.

Kevin Foley (2:45)

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_7 (2:45)

You have white eyes. There it is. Whoa. Whoa, they're coming.

Bobby Lee (2:48)

Man, my accountant is fantastic. That's what we love.

Kevin Foley (2:52)

We love accountants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know white people, that's our thing. Oh, wait, that was a white guy? Yeah.