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Bad Friends

August 31, 2026

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Speakers: Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Fancy, Rudy Jules

Topics: Stand-Up, Comedy

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
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**Andrew Santino** (0:27)
We had our friends, we spoke with our friends and they had a little submission over at Pardon My Take. I want you to hear this. Put on your headphones.
It's an interesting, interesting thickening the plot over here, maybe.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:40)
Let's hear it. Andrew Santino, Bad Friends, great show.
Out on all platforms, Apple, Spotify, YouTube. Great guy. Andrew Santino, shout to him.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:47)
All right, so I won't get into details, but if you were to say you can't pick Bobby or Andrew Santino as your favorite parts of the Bad Friends podcast, what would be your third favorite or one first favorite?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:59)
I'll go with the fancy in the booth. Oh. Shout out to him. Great guy. Wait. He's a film producer, does a lot of fun videos.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:05)
Who else is in the booth? Film producer?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:07)
Yeah. I think they have a three man booth.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:09)
That's probably bad. All men.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:11)
Yeah, the booth. Yeah, a lot of men in the booth. Yeah. Yeah, shout out to the booth.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:14)
Do they have any producers?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:16)
They got reoccurring guests. I think the lady who plays in the band on Kill Tony is reoccurring once upon a time.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:24)
What about the girl who's obsessed eating Uncrustables that we could maybe have you go out on a date with?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:30)
Oh, no, she sits on the Inflatable Couches. That's not the booth.

**Andrew Santino** (1:33)
Oh, yeah. Great show.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
What a show. You guys should all check it out. It's a great show.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:38)
I don't know.
She loves Uncrustables. Great.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:41)
I will say great snack choice.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:42)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:43)
Uncrustables fantastic sandwich.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:44)
You have great eyes.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:45)
I've got to I actually have a well, I don't know if I have any more because I did move. I did have an Uncrustable puncher, so I could make Uncrustables at home.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:52)
Oh, you had your own?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:53)
Yeah, they make ones. You can just punch them out. yeah. Yeah, so you could do with ham and cheese and peanut butter and jelly.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:57)
Sounds like you guys would make a great couple.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:00)
Great show. They run a great program.

**Bobby Lee** (2:02)
Oh my God, he likes you.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:04)
He likes you.

**Andrew Santino** (2:05)
Really likes you.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:05)
And we're friends.

**Bobby Lee** (2:06)
Yeah, yeah, he got scared. That is true, yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:08)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:08)
We should do a collab.

**Fancy** (2:10)
So we gotta do a collab.

**Andrew Santino** (2:11)
Pause it on him.

**Fancy** (2:12)
Who is this?

**Andrew Santino** (2:13)
Pause it on him.

**Bobby Lee** (2:14)
It's Fat Andrew. They should be a bad friend. You don't know Fat Andrew?

**Andrew Santino** (2:20)
This gentleman has a big crush on you. And he's perhaps shooting his shot, is what I feel like it is. That's what it feels like. He's a really nice kid. I met him.

**Bobby Lee** (2:29)
So Uncrustables, you like them? I don't even know that. There's an Uncrustable in the house.

**Andrew Santino** (2:33)
She ate them on the Burt pod when those guys came on the show.

**Bobby Lee** (2:36)
That's right, that's right.

**Andrew Santino** (2:37)
She ate like six on camera.

**Bobby Lee** (2:38)
Okay.

**Andrew Santino** (2:39)
There he is. So here's Zach right there.
Would you go on a date with Zach, perhaps, Rudy? That could be you.

**Rudy Jules** (2:47)
I like his eyes.

**Andrew Santino** (2:48)
You like his eyes. That's a good start.

**Bobby Lee** (2:50)
Caribbean blue is what I call it.

**Andrew Santino** (2:51)
Are you interested in maybe going on a date with this man? If we set this up, the guy on the left, he's got a big, big crush on you. He was too shy to say it to me when I met him, but now we know the truth.

**Rudy Jules** (2:59)
Maybe. What does he do?

**Andrew Santino** (3:01)
He's a producer for that show, for Pardon My Take. He's a producer and he's very good at his job, unlike the producers that we have on this show.

**Rudy Jules** (3:06)
I like the ham and cheese idea.

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