Trash Rummaging with Rudy

Andrew Santino (0:00)

And we're back.

Bobby Lee (0:01)

Streaming on Peacock.

SPEAKER_3 (0:02)

May I present to you the award-winning staff of the Toledo Truth Teller.

McKone (0:06)

Slap me, it's Jocelyn Luce.

SPEAKER_5 (0:08)

Ay, yes! I like that.

SPEAKER_3 (0:09)

The Certified Fresh series returns.

Andrew Santino (0:11)

Your boss, you always like this, or is this just an act?

Rudy (0:14)

Oh no, this is mad.

SPEAKER_3 (0:16)

Oysters, everybody!

Andrew Santino (0:19)

Lose a certain satisfaction when you work with someone.

SPEAKER_7 (0:22)

Maybe we could be a family. You sadistic pig.

SPEAKER_3 (0:25)

The Paper, new season streaming September 9th, only on Peacock.

Rudy (0:28)

This show gives me a reason to live.

Fancy (0:30)

Whoa.

Me? That's amazing.

Rudy (0:33)

Who made this?

Fancy (0:33)

Who made that?

Bobby Lee (0:35)

Wow.

Fancy (0:36)

I love that.

SPEAKER_5 (0:37)

That's art.

Bobby Lee (0:38)

Wow.

Fancy (0:38)

That's high art.

Bobby Lee (0:39)

That's just gross that you're the big one.

Fancy (0:42)

I've always been the big one. You think you're the boss?

Look at me, guy.

Bobby Lee (0:47)

Nah, I don't wanna look at you.

Fancy (0:48)

Yeah, yeah, look at me right now.

Bobby Lee (0:48)

You make me sick.

Fancy (0:49)

No, look at me right now, guy.

Bobby Lee (0:51)

This guy, man. Without a brain creations. Thank you to this guy for making an incredible piece of art for the show.

Fancy (0:56)

Thank you. I'm the boss.

No, look at me.

Bobby Lee (0:59)

No.

Fancy (0:59)

Yeah, you want confrontations right now? I will do confrontations with you because earlier today, I come in here.

Okay.

Rudy (1:08)

I get it.

Bobby Lee (1:08)

No, finish your-

Fancy (1:09)

No, I don't want to because did you see the-

Rudy (1:11)

I saw. You saw, right? I saw.

Fancy (1:13)

It's called Pawsrage.

Bobby Lee (1:15)

Prage.

Fancy (1:16)

Yeah, it's called Prage.

Bobby Lee (1:17)

I have.

Fancy (1:18)

And you just did Prage.

Bobby Lee (1:19)

I don't have any Prage.

Fancy (1:20)

Yeah, you had to take a beat to squel, to squaller.

Bobby Lee (1:25)

All I want to say to you is-

Fancy (1:26)

Okay, you're the boss.

Bobby Lee (1:27)

G'day, mate.

Fancy (1:29)

G'day, mate, to you.

SPEAKER_5 (1:31)

G'day, mate, to you.

Fancy (1:33)

I just got back from Australia, mate.

Bobby Lee (1:35)

You liked it?

Fancy (1:36)

It was fun.

Bobby Lee (1:36)

Did you eat kangaroo?

Fancy (1:38)

I ate a koala toenail. You have to boil it.

Bobby Lee (1:41)

How long? For a long time.

Fancy (1:42)

Two days.

Bobby Lee (1:43)

Full days?

Fancy (1:44)

But the toenail's so thick, you gotta soften it.

Bobby Lee (1:46)

Oh, right.

Fancy (1:47)

It becomes like gelatinous. And then you put on toast.

Bobby Lee (1:51)

Wow. A little toenail toast.

Fancy (1:53)

Yeah. Toenail toast. What do you think? It's a custom.

Bobby Lee (1:55)

Would you do that?

Fancy (1:56)

I would eat it. Yeah. Oh, can I tell you about your eating habits, by the way?

Bobby Lee (1:59)

Please.

Fancy (2:01)

If I may.

Bobby Lee (2:02)

Yeah, please.

Fancy (2:02)

Yeah. I realized Pagpag is a part of their nature.

Rudy (2:07)

What is Pagpag?

Fancy (2:09)

What you were eating today.

Rudy (2:11)

What?

Fancy (2:12)

You look in the fridge and you'll find the oldest thing in the fridge and you'll go, I'll eat that.

Bobby Lee (2:18)

Ah, leftover food salvaged from restaurant or fast food garbage dumps and recooked for consumption.

Fancy (2:22)

Pagpag. Pagpag.

Bobby Lee (2:24)

That's not your word? Yes, it is. It's a tag along term.

Fancy (2:26)

Pagpag. Pagpag.

Bobby Lee (2:28)

It just means. I guess you want to do that.

Fancy (2:30)

That's what it is.

Bobby Lee (2:31)

It's trash rummaging.

Fancy (2:32)

Yeah, it's trash rummaging. They deep fry it.

Bobby Lee (2:34)

I got to be honest with you.

Fancy (2:35)

Yeah.

Bobby Lee (2:35)

That bag, right? Zoom in. That looks like Chin Chin.

Andrew Santino (2:39)

You two are bad friends.

SPEAKER_3 (2:41)

Who are these two idiots?

Rudy (2:50)

We're bad friends.

Fancy (2:51)

Caribbean Blue is what I call it.

Bobby Lee (2:53)

Enya.

Fancy (2:54)

Yeah.

Bobby Lee (2:54)

Love that song.

Fancy (2:55)

Dude, Enya, she lives in a castle with cats. You know that?

SPEAKER_5 (2:58)

She lives in a castle. Oh, Caribbean Blue.

Bobby Lee (3:02)

Let me tell you something.

Fancy (3:03)

It's too late. It's too late, dude.

Bobby Lee (3:06)

When I'm in the grocery store and Enya comes on.

Fancy (3:09)

It's the song. Orinoco Flo.

Bobby Lee (3:12)

Orinoco Flo.