Old White and Dumb

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Wave.

Andrés Rosende (1:30)

Hey.

SPEAKER_5 (1:33)

Good morning.

SPEAKER_6 (1:35)

Good morning, man.

SPEAKER_5 (1:36)

How are you doing?

Andrés Rosende (1:37)

Exhausted. It's an early flight. It's so good to see you.

SPEAKER_5 (1:42)

Andrés.

Andrés Rosende (1:43)

Okay.

SPEAKER_5 (1:45)

Okay.

Andrés Rosende (1:47)

Hey, buddy.

SPEAKER_9 (1:48)

What do you want to drink?

Andrés Rosende (1:50)

Are you sick again?

SPEAKER_9 (1:51)

No. Are you?

Andrés Rosende (1:53)

You're huffing and puffing like you're sick.

SPEAKER_9 (1:55)

You sound like you had a good night's rest.

SPEAKER_5 (2:00)

I got hammered.

Andrés Rosende (2:02)

And you know what? I haven't had anything to drink in so, are these for us?

SPEAKER_6 (2:06)

Who is this?

SPEAKER_5 (2:07)

Yeah, we do have this.

Andrés Rosende (2:09)

So, and you have no imagery? What's up, guys?

SPEAKER_6 (2:12)

Hey, how's it going, man?

SPEAKER_9 (2:12)

So, you sit here, like, similar to the set up on...

Andrés Rosende (2:17)

On Bad.

SPEAKER_9 (2:17)

On Bad.

Andrés Rosende (2:18)

Where are you guys?

SPEAKER_9 (2:19)

We're here, and then here's your guest.

Andrew Santino (2:23)

You still got that Bad accent, huh?

Andrés Rosende (2:25)

I thought that'd be Garth.

SPEAKER_9 (2:26)

I've been practicing so much. It's years in the making.

Andrés Rosende (2:29)

You didn't screenshot my penis, did you?

SPEAKER_11 (2:31)

No, but he did.

Andrés Rosende (2:32)

Did he?

SPEAKER_9 (2:33)

No.

SPEAKER_8 (2:33)

He was on my phone.

Andrés Rosende (2:34)

Oh, nice. Yeah, I was showing you guys my Pepe.

SPEAKER_11 (2:39)

But then Carlos and the girl he was with called Picked Up.

Andrés Rosende (2:42)

I know.

SPEAKER_8 (2:42)

Who was that chick? Carlos used to work with her at the dog place he worked at.

Andrés Rosende (2:46)

Oh, yeah. She just was sleeping in your bed with you? She's my friend.

SPEAKER_1 (2:51)

I don't, like, yeah, yeah. I'm sure.

Andrés Rosende (2:54)

She was in bed with you without clothes on and you guys didn't do anything?

Andrew Santino (2:58)

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 (3:00)

This is what happens when you don't want me drinking.

Andrés Rosende (3:03)

Yeah, but dude, I've never heard of a girl getting in bed without clothes on.

SPEAKER_11 (3:06)

It's because you're straight as hell. It's like you're straight dirt than me. That's got to be it. The tiny difference is.

Andrés Rosende (3:12)

So are you gay?

SPEAKER_11 (3:13)

No, because I've had sex with a girl before.

Bobby Lee (3:16)

But this doesn't count.

SPEAKER_11 (3:18)

First of all, I'm being asked if I'm gay because I slept in a bed with a girl last night.

Andrés Rosende (3:22)

Without clothes on and they didn't do anything?

Bobby Lee (3:25)

No.

Andrés Rosende (3:26)

Have you ever slept in a bed with a girl that's a friend and didn't do anything?

SPEAKER_11 (3:30)

You're gay. You're gay?

SPEAKER_5 (3:32)

That's what a gay guy would do.

SPEAKER_11 (3:34)

Hey, Bob. Where is he?

SPEAKER_5 (3:36)

He dropped me off at a catering company.

SPEAKER_9 (3:39)

You are in the right place.

SPEAKER_11 (3:42)

Hey, Bob.

Bobby Lee (3:47)

You silly little red man. What a silly man you are walking around like that.

SPEAKER_11 (3:52)

How dare you?

Andrés Rosende (3:53)

He dropped me off at a catering company.

Bobby Lee (3:55)

It's a Dennis Dean Cary Company. I know how to read English.

Andrés Rosende (3:59)

No, this is the Jewish name. Did you see as you came over here? They're all walking to the temple.