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KILL TONY Podcast Transcripts

Golden Pony Productions · 791 episodes with transcripts

Kill Tony is the #1 live podcast in the world filmed at Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas. Every Monday comedians put their names in the bucket and get a chance to do 1 minute of comedy in front of a live audience and millions of fans on YouTube.

Spoken has transcripts of 791 KILL TONY episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 20, 2026.

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#790 - YUNG GRAVY + ERIK GRIFFIN

October 20, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:29)

Kill Tony.

SPEAKER_2 (0:30)

Get up, Red Tony! Brian Redban, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_3 (0:56)

And that is the best stand band in all the land. The Kill Tony band, ladies and gentlemen. Make some fucking noise for the great Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Tres Leches, Grooveline Horns. The great Michael Gonzales on the drums, ladies and gentlemen.

Matt, the mummy Muehling is here, everybody. He's been mummified as of late. The great Jon Deas, the leader of the band on the Keys. And that, believe it or not, live in the flesh is the one and only D Madness.

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