#780 - FLUFFY - HARLAND WILLIAMS - ADAM RAY (INTUIT DOME, LOS ANGELES CA)

Brian Redban (0:00)

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Brian Redban (0:32)

Hey, this is Redban, Comedy O'Lan from the Intuit Dome here in beautiful Los Angeles, California, for a brand-new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe!

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:53)

And all the great musicians. The art has begun to flow with.

Harland Williams (2:03)

It started here in Los Angeles 13 years ago in a room built for 65 people.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:12)

We had 15 tickets that we didn't even sell. We couldn't even sell $5 tickets at the time. And here we are at the state of the art fucking Intuit Dome. The American Dream, alive and well, right here with us two bozos. Guy that hits an iPad with fart noises for a fucking living. Unbelievable. Michael Gonzales, Raúl Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa, Tres Leches, and Nachos Belgrande.

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And this is not a real commercial break, everybody, but it is a chance for us to tell you, try to control your booing when it's a bucket pool. Wait until they really, really earn it. I know, arenas love, you cowards that don't have the balls to sign up love ruining it for the courageous people that wait for hours out in the blazing sun trying to chase their fucking dreams. So at least give them a chance, don't boo on the setup. You could boo at the end of the 60 seconds, deal? Deal, I love you guys. Who's ready to start this fucking show, huh?

We haven't, you know, a lot of people I hear at these big arena shows, I hear from my team that some people complain that we don't get enough bucket pulls up. But they're not here, you know, they're not here with us. And I stocked this lineup with constant fun of your favorite comedians of the history of Kill Tony. We're gonna get through hopefully quite a few bucket pulls, but I just have a fucking unbelievable show for you guys. It's probably gonna go a little long. We started a little late. Tipped the babysitter extra money. You guys are with us tonight. Let's have some fucking fun.

Harland Williams (4:42)

We made the long drive. We're here.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:51)

Ladies and gentlemen, your first guest that I'm bringing to the stage is one of the all time greatest guests in the history of the show. He has the most watched Netflix special of the year.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only, Gabriel Inglisius.

Harland Williams (5:39)

Kill Tony Legend. The one and only, Harland Williams.

Tony Hinchcliffe (6:03)

Back here for a big return to Los Angeles, California. We have a third empty seat. Who knows what could happen as this episode goes on? Maybe I invite somebody over to join us.

But guys, welcome. How about one more time for Gabe Iglesias and Harland Williams, everybody.

Harland Williams (6:30)

Hey, guys. It's great to be here in Los Angeles. And wow, I did something a little special for this one, T-Bird.

Tony Hinchcliffe (6:40)

Oh, yeah?

Harland Williams (6:42)

I know there's a lot of Latinos here in Los Angeles. Where are you? It's great to be here in Los Angeles, the city of Anels.

Gabriel Iglesias (6:54)

They do speak English.

Harland Williams (6:55)

Why? The city of Anels.

But you know what I did, Fluffy? As a little treat. I learned Spanish just because I knew there'd be a lot of Latinos here tonight. So I'd like to start the comedy off with a joke in Spanish if you don't mind I would.

Tony Hinchcliffe (7:16)

love that. I think a lot of people out here want that.

Harland Williams (7:19)

All right, here we go. I got to concentrate. Hang on.

These three gringos walk into a bar, and you won't understand the rest. He will, but not you.

Tony Hinchcliffe (7:38)

I love it.

Harland Williams (7:40)

By the way, was it the beach today? I was at Santa Monica Beach, and I saw a sea turtle laying eggs on the sand, and I ran up with my camera, and it was a homeless guy taking a shit in a hole.

And I said, these three gringos walk into a bar.

Tony Hinchcliffe (8:00)