KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 782 Ron White + Jerron Horton)

Ron White (0:00)

What's going on, camera man, we in here, we doing shit.

SPEAKER_2 (0:03)

Kill Tony Monday, Bad Bitch Mondays, Real Mondays.

Brian Redban (0:08)

I'll tape it down for sure.

SPEAKER_2 (0:09)

Yeah, well, I mean, tape it down now before you keep running it, because then you gotta...

SPEAKER_4 (0:12)

Oh, okay, it'll get caught.

SPEAKER_5 (0:15)

I don't know, thank you, sir.

Steve Francois (0:22)

Is there no audio? I hear his hand and I can work so hard.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:43)

Hey, guys.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:44)

Welcome to Kill Tony. How are we doing?

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:47)

All right.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:48)

So real quick, you guys are brand new. There's a couple rules. Unfortunately, no filming. I love you so much.

SPEAKER_5 (0:53)

But yeah, yeah.

Jerron Horton (0:55)

Quit fucking filming.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:56)

Quit fucking filming, y'all.

If you're gonna go to the bathroom or get pizza or leave during the show, it's important that you do that after I get a name. Then you have like a breathing room of like five minutes. You know, you can put money in the meter or do whatever. But if you haven't seen me in a while, bad time to leave. I see a lot of people miss their spots for dumb stuff like that. So just be aware. Don't get too fucked up. Don't trash the place.

SPEAKER_8 (1:21)

Treat the bar stuff nice.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:23)

Okay, cool? All right, let's do it. Ladies out.

Ron White (1:33)

My mama was finer than Halle Berry.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:35)

Look at that.

Ron White (1:35)

That's me in her arms and that's my mama.

SPEAKER_8 (1:39)

My mama finer than Halle Berry.

Jerron Horton (1:42)

We're getting that, son. You want to hear a joke?

Brian Redban (1:49)

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_8 (1:50)

You know why Catholic priests baptize kids head first?

Brian Redban (1:53)

Because they want to go head first.

SPEAKER_8 (2:16)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 (2:22)

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize.

Jerron Horton (2:24)

I was filming for like five minutes.

SPEAKER_13 (2:25)

What the freak? You caught me in action?

Well, I got to put on the Tony vest.

Jerron Horton (2:32)

Yeah, wait, let's see it.

SPEAKER_13 (2:34)

Yeah.

It's too hot to wear it whenever I'm outside, you know? But then if I come inside, this is a brand I don't think you'd ever get. Here's the thing. I've actually, I've worn vests like forever. It's so funny that I work for a man that wears vests.

SPEAKER_14 (2:52)

I hear you popping those locks.

SPEAKER_2 (2:56)

Okay, then I think at this point, I need to first even come back and with the keyboard itself.

SPEAKER_14 (3:02)

And that's on Mary Had a Little Lamb, you know?

Jerron Horton (3:04)

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 (3:06)

Hey, do you want to watch me do one thing? Yes. I always do this.

Yeah, and I go in here.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:33)

Oh, shit.

SPEAKER_13 (3:34)

Because you know I need that ice.

SPEAKER_14 (3:36)

Hey, Anthony.

SPEAKER_13 (3:39)

It's me, Sarah, and I'm gonna need some ice in this coffee for Tony. I don't always sing it, but what do you do?

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:49)

Go with it, Barry.

SPEAKER_13 (3:52)

Yeah, they didn't make a lot of room this time.

SPEAKER_5 (3:54)

What do we do, dump some out?

SPEAKER_13 (3:55)

Probably dump some out.

He gets like six shots in his coffee. Six shots iced latte. He loves oat milk. He must have oat milk and he likes a good strong flavor. So, you know, it just depends on. Film Sarah.

Jerron Horton (4:22)

Mama likes the camera.

SPEAKER_13 (4:33)

And then I just put that little straw in that thing. He likes spit in his coffee?

SPEAKER_8 (4:41)

I could have been filling up the whole cup.

SPEAKER_13 (4:44)

And then I, well, normally he's here.

SPEAKER_8 (4:48)

God damn.

SPEAKER_13 (4:50)

I bring it to Redban. I do a pass off, but he's not here.

Ron White (4:53)

Oh, thank you for me.

SPEAKER_13 (4:55)

Any time. And there we go.

SPEAKER_8 (5:00)

Really important stuff.

Tony Hinchcliffe (5:02)

Non-lethal deterrent designed specifically for last 20 seconds. Names go in, stars come out. That was the entire show.

Nine days?

Keegan Carmichael (5:52)

Too long. I missed you guys so much.

Jerron Horton (5:55)

Oh my gosh. Especially Redban.

SPEAKER_14 (5:58)

I know, right?

Thanks, guys. We love you.

Tony Hinchcliffe (6:06)

I wonder what he won't be able to do this.

Ron White (6:11)

I want my, my really cute.

Jerron Horton (6:16)

I have this really cute seashell one.

SPEAKER_14 (6:22)

I am so ready.

SPEAKER_5 (6:27)

My tits aren't showing.

Tony Hinchcliffe (6:31)