#783 - GARY OWEN + BRIAN SIMPSON

Brian Redban (0:00)

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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

Brian Redban (0:42)

Hey, this is Redban, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

Pat O'Neill (0:48)

Get over it, Tony! Hinchcliffe!

Brian Redban (0:59)

Who's ready for the best night of their lives, huh?

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:09)

Make some noise for Brian Redban, ladies and gentlemen. And that is the best damn band in all the land.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:17)

Make some fucking noise for them. Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa, Tres Leches, Michael Gonzales, Nachos Belgrande, the great White Pudding, Matt Muehling on the electric guitar, Jon Deas on the keys and the almighty, powerful Praised B to the one and only D Madness on the bass guitar, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh my Lord. What a show we have for you tonight. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.

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Brian Redban (2:49)

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Tony Hinchcliffe (2:51)

Of course you do, Redban. You look like your blood type is gas station teriyaki.

Brian Redban (2:55)

Oh, you son of a gun.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:57)

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Brian Redban (2:59)

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Tony Hinchcliffe (3:05)

Oh, my goodness. That is absolutely incredible, because I know you love antibiotics or hormones, and this is amazing that those aren't in there. But he's right.

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Brian Redban (3:25)

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Tony Hinchcliffe (3:29)

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Brian Redban (3:36)

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Ladies and gentlemen, every single week, I like to book it fresh. I like to book it hot, as good as it can possibly be, just the way that I want it and this week is no exception. This is one of the shows where there is a guest on that I have wanted to book on this show for its 13 year existence and I've never gotten to have them until tonight. Tonight, we jam and I matched them up with one of my favorite local comedians that I work with every single week. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for two of the funniest fucking comedians in the world. It's the great Gary Owen and Brian Simpson.