#777 - MYLES JOHNSON + FUZZY KHILJI

Brian Redban (0:00)

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Hey, this is Brian Redban, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:54)

Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives?

Robert Stewart (1:04)

Make some noise for Brian Redban, ladies and gentlemen.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:08)

And the best damn band in all the land.

Robert Stewart (1:11)

That is the Kill Tony band.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:13)

Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa, Tres Leches, Michael Gonzales, the great Matt Muehling on the electric, Jon Deas on the keys, and D Madness on the bass, ladies and gentlemen.

Redban and I are here. We have a lot of fun stuff lined up. Who's excited to be here tonight, huh?

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Every single week, I book two of the biggest, funniest, whatever, you name it, combinations, if you will, of comedians in the world. Tonight is special, people. It's very special because you're looking into a crystal ball. This is an episode from the future. Two of the biggest comedians in the world to beat are on tonight's show. I started off as a door guy at the Comedy Store, just like so many of your favorite comedians. And Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, David Letterman, they were all door guys at a club. They worked their way up. This is the only other club other than the Comedy Store that I know of that has an unbelievable strategic system of building up comedians. And we get the first look at the next era of great talent. And tonight, I introduce you to two of the funniest comedians coming up the ranks in the world. The whole building is excited about this episode because they know how funny these two guys on panel tonight are. So it's very exciting for you. One of them, I announced it on a recent episode of Kill Tony. He's the first ever panelist appointed from getting a set. The other one is just another fucking monster. We're going to have so much fun here tonight. Hopefully, the bucket cooperates as I introduce to you two of truly the top young rising comedians in the world. Make some noise for Myles Johnson and Fuzzy Khilji, everybody.

Robert Stewart (4:24)

Here they are. Myles and Fuzzy.

Fuzzy Khilji (4:32)

The future.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:37)

You better get used to these pretty faces.

Come on in, boys. Have a seat. Sit down. You've both been on this show before multiple times. Out of the bucket. And now here you are. On panel, you're all grown up. You're wearing matching outfits, obviously. Ties didn't come with that outfit that you got off Amazon.

Fuzzy Khilji (5:00)

They're coming tomorrow. They're coming tomorrow. It's a little late.

Tony Hinchcliffe (5:02)

But you're buttoned up to the top. Bells and whistles and everything thistles. We're excited to have you, Fuzzy. Say hello to these people.

Fuzzy Khilji (5:09)

Hello, Austin, Texas. I love you. How the fuck are we feeling tonight?

Tony Hinchcliffe (5:14)

These are the boys. These are the little doggies.

Myles, say hello.