#782 - RON WHITE + JERRON HORTON

Brian Redban (0:00)

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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

Brian Redban (0:42)

Hey, this is Redback coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas. Our brand new episode of Kill Tony, Give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe! Who's ready for the best night of their lives?

Make some noise for Brian Redban.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:16)

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Brian Redban (1:19)

Make some noise for them, huh?

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:21)

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Brian Redban (1:39)

We have a hell of a show for you.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:40)

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You guys ready to start this fucking show or what?

Brian Redban (3:51)

Gosh darn it.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:52)

Every single week I book two of the funniest human beings on planet Earth. This week absolutely, positively no different. One is one of my oldest friends in comedy. We were door guys together at the comedy store, and he's one of my favorite roast writers and comedians, and the other one is my dream father, literally a guy that I look up to every single day.

Brian Redban (4:17)

I golf with him.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:19)

He is truly one of the greatest comedians of all time. Make some noise for the great Ron White and Jerron Horton.

Mio Love (4:35)

Ron White, ladies and gentlemen, Jerron Horton.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:51)

And we are introducing Jerron Horton here tonight in the Kill Tony universe. Welcome, welcome. Jerron, one of the great roast writers of the world, fresh off of writing a bunch of jokes for the roast of Kevin Hart, and of course the roast of Tom Brady.

Welcome.

Jerron Horton (5:07)

Thank you, man. Fuck yeah.

It's good. The fucking lights are bright on. This is a fucking show.

Brian Redban (5:12)

It's it. This is it.