KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 784 Yakov Smirnoff + Ari Matti)

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:01)

Oh, it's fine.

Yakov Smirnoff (0:16)

I don't have it today.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:17)

You came with the cheap package today.

Yakov Smirnoff (0:22)

That's crazy, because I have all white keyboards up here.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:24)

Oh, I like that.

Yakov Smirnoff (0:25)

Oh, now you like me.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:26)

That's exactly. You know me.

SPEAKER_6 (0:29)

It was cheap until I was old.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:31)

You know me. Super racist.

The band member that I'm always meanest to is Matt Muehling, but I'm a racist.

Dedrick Flynn (1:15)

I'm from Dallas, Texas, man. I also lived in Trenton, New Jersey for a while when I was in the Air Force.

You know what I'm saying? We're here to come bomb something other than the Middle East, right?

Brian Simpson (1:28)

Yeah, when I first got here, there was a dude who was saying that he signed up for four years in a row and didn't get picked. That's insanity, but I mean, it was like the same thing for William Montgomery, I think, when he first got on. It was like four years before he got on.

Jon Deas (1:45)

Wow, that's insane.

Brian Simpson (1:46)

Yeah.

D Madness (1:47)

I'm from Chicago, started Comedy Peoria, Illinois, home of Richard Pryor, and I'm a full Texan, been here two years, ready to sign up for like the 60th week in a row and knock it on.

SPEAKER_5 (1:59)

It's 30 for me, the dirty 30 That's my cousin, too, by the way.

Dedrick Flynn (2:03)

We're going to Frank & Boys.

D Madness (2:04)

This is Dorrell, this is Q-Rose, Frank Caesar.

Dedrick Flynn (2:08)

Yeah, this is my cousin. You've seen four brothers.

He's like Mark Wahlberg, but more autistic.

SPEAKER_5 (2:13)

Whose car are we taking?

Jon Deas (2:16)

Not mine, I can't drive.

Dedrick Flynn (2:18)

All right, I've spent enough time with white people. I'm about to get out of here.

SPEAKER_5 (2:21)

All right, guys.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:39)

Kino, roll the last 10 seconds of the AI videos that they know what they're playing into.

Jon Deas (2:47)

Roll it.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:49)

It's very stupid, but you'll see why you're playing Runaway. So on that can, it should be your key.

Ari Matti (3:06)

Ding.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:08)

It's going to be great.

Ari Matti (3:09)

Ding.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:11)

By the way, and I was going to say this, and I hate giving musical notes, but I was going to say this. The drums are overwhelming on your guys' version. Like overwhelming. Play that one more time. Where did that come from? Was that you? So to what? To smother out every other instrument?

Play that one more time. Play the actual version.

It should be D Madness' bass stealing the show.

Yakov Smirnoff (3:41)

I'm just saying.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:48)

Heidi's Farts in a Jar would sell like crazy by the way. Oh my god. Remember to tell Monica that. We'll just sell, sell empty jars and call it Heidi's Farts in a Jar.

D Madness (3:58)

I will attempt to fart in them if that's what the show needs.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:01)

I'm literally gonna mention it on the show tonight. I'm writing it down.

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Pat O'Neill (4:56)

Knock, knock.

Brian Redban (4:57)

Who's there?

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:58)

Sue.

Pat O'Neill (4:59)

Sue who?

Tony Hinchcliffe (5:00)

Exactly.

Brian Redban (5:02)

Jesus Christ.

Tony Hinchcliffe (5:05)

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