#776 - BRIAN MOSES + DAVE LANDAU

Brian Redban (0:00)

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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

Brian Redban (0:43)

Hey, this is Brian Redban, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get it right, Tony. Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives?

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:16)

The Kill Tony Band, Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Tres Leches on the horns. Great, Michael Gonzales, Big Mike on the drums, Matt Muehling on the electric, Jon Deas on the keys, and that is D Madness, Live in the Flesh, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God, we're going to have so much fucking fun tonight. Are you guys excited or what? Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made tonight's episode possible for you here right now.

Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show, or what? Two unbelievable guests. They've both been on this show before. One one time, one many times. You guys are in for a treat. Two of my favorite guests in the show's history, two of my favorite comedians. Make some noise for the great Dave Landau and Brian Moses, everybody.

Dave Landau, welcome back. Sit right there. Yeah, I'm gonna keep Moses. Moses, you come over here. Moses, over here.

SPEAKER_5 (2:37)

All the way over here.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:39)

We're gonna keep that third seat empty just in case someone crazy swings by later. Who knows, anything can happen. How about one more time for Dave Landau and Brian Moses? Dave Landau, one of my favorite one-time-only guests we've ever had on. I'm so glad that you're back.

Dave Landau (2:56)

It's good to be back. Thanks for having me.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:57)

You are a funny guy. You enunciate well, you speak clearly. I'm very excited about that.

Dave Landau (3:04)

Thank you, I try.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:05)

Brian Moses is here. Not the best enunciator.

He be from the mean streets of San Diego. So don't let the camera colors confuse you. I am blacker than he is.

Brian Moses (3:21)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_5 (3:22)

There he is.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:24)

No, Moses is the man. He is the creator and host of Roast Battle. If you've ever seen or heard of a Roast Battle, that was Moses who started that in the Belly Room just months after Kill Tony started. Both Kill Tony and Roast Battle started in the same tiny room, the attic of the Comedy Store, 13 years ago, ladies and gentlemen. Isn't that something?

We've done Madison Square Garden and the Intuit Dome and so many giant arenas, the O2 Arena in London. We've done giant arenas and Moses did the Belly Room of the Comedy Store and now they do the main room of the Comedy Store on Tuesdays.

Brian Moses (4:04)

No, we don't, actually. We actually don't do that. We're still in the main, yeah, the Belly Room.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:07)

There you go. I'll have his back.

Brian Moses (4:08)

Anyway, it's great to be here, Tony. Thanks for having me back. It's your birthday recently.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:14)

Yeah, our birthday.

Brian Moses (4:15)

We've known each other for 19 years, something a week older than you. This is also your, this is your month, right? It's Gay Pride?

SPEAKER_5 (4:20)

Yes, it is. That's it.

Brian Moses (4:22)

This is good.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:23)

I'm just gonna surprise you with that after the show. I'm just gonna remind you exactly what fucking month it is.

Brian Moses (4:29)

Yeah. Are you gonna give me some of your AIDS medication?

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:32)

Hello?

Prep. That's what it's called. It's not that an interesting thing. Prep, the name of an AIDS, but only if you already have AIDS can you take it. Did you know that?

Brian Redban (4:44)

Of course I did, Tony. All right.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:47)

So you guys have done the show before. You guys know how it works. You guys excited to be here? I have a bucket filled with over 200 human beings names. Absolutely anything can happen here. If I pull their name out of the bucket, they get 60 seconds uninterrupted. You know, their time is up and you have the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then or else they're going to bring out the angry West Hollywood bear abuse, gentlemen. That's right. I'm going to let this guy that definitely stormed the capital on January 6th, pull the first name out of the bucket. I mean, look at this fucking guy.