#775 - JOE ROGAN + THAT MEXICAN OT

Brian Redban (0:00)

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Hey, this is Rodman, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get over Tony, it's Glenn! Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?

Brian Redban (1:05)

Yee-bee! It's Rodman and Rodman, ladies and gentlemen.

And that there is the best damn band in all the land. Make some fucking noise. It's going down here tonight in Austin, Texas. Oh my God.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:23)

How we feel? Are we ready for tonight's show or what? It feels good in here. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the awesome sponsors that made it all possible.

You guys ready to get Tonight's Show started?

Brian Redban (1:44)

I think you guys have to do better than that.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:45)

You guys ready to start Tonight's fucking show?

Every single week, I book this mamma jamma as good as I possibly can. My god, am I proud of this week's work. I mean, you know, you never know who you're gonna get here. Sometimes it's just a fucking some of the best comedians. Sometimes it's a funny rock star. Sometimes it's a this, it's a that. It just doesn't get any better than this. It doesn't get any more fucking Texas than this. As I present to you two of my favorite Texas residents, one is one of my favorite rappers in the world who happens to be fucking hilarious and an unbelievable live performer. The other one's one of my best friends, one of my favorite comedians in the world, and without a doubt, the undisputed biggest podcaster in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you tonight's guests, That Mexican OT and Joe Rogan.

Brian Redban (3:00)

Ladies and gentlemen, the pride of Texas, That Mexican OT's first time on panel here tonight.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:10)

Virgil, say hi to these beautiful people out here.

Zavi (3:12)

How we feelin, Texas?

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:19)

It is without a doubt the return of the great Joe Rogan is here, everyone.

Joe Rogan (3:27)

Always happy to be here, Tony.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:29)

We always have a good old time. We keep our finger on the pulse watching the next levels of talent or untalent, as we've seen many a times on this show. Over 200 human souls signed up for the chance to get 60 seconds on this stage. You know, their time is up, and you know the sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear, which rudely interrupts their set. I conducted an interview. We find out more about them and what they can talk about, about the interesting facts of their lives. We're gonna let this trans school shooter pull the first name out of the bucket here tonight. Congratulations to you. Just to show the authenticity of the show, a normal human future assailant picking the first name. And while we go wrangle that bucket pool, we have a golden ticket winner here to give us our first minute of comedy tonight. This is only his second time ever on this show. Everybody fell in love with him when he won his golden ticket just a couple months ago. Make some noise. This is the second ever appearance of golden ticket winner, Martin Malloy, everybody. Here we go.

Martin Malloy (4:42)

Hi, I'm Marty. They say if you're being bitten by a dog, just stick your finger up its butt, and it will release. But in my case, I think that's why that dog was biting me in the first place.

I like to wear sunglasses to funerals, so when people look at me, they think, that's the killer. Have you ever seen a really fat guy in a bad mood, you know he's in a bad mood because he's a really fat guy? Have you ever seen a guy working at McDonald's in a bad mood, you know he's in a bad mood because he's a guy working at McDonald's? Have you ever seen a really fat guy working at McDonald's in a good mood, you know he's in a good mood because he's a really fat guy working at McDonald's? Okay, I'm gonna really feck, I had to work some McDonald's. 50% discount, ladies. I had some more fat jokes, but I ate them. A bidet is just a drinking fountain for your thirsty, thirsty butthole.