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Thumb Cramps Podcast Transcripts

Sanspants Radio · 424 episodes with transcripts

Thumb Cramps is a weekly video game review podcast hosted by Professional Gamers Joel Duscher and Jackson Baly as they are joined each week by special guests to take a look at what games they’ve been playing lately.

Spoken has transcripts of 424 Thumb Cramps episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 15, 2026.

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Latest Thumb Cramps transcripts

Things We Saw At PAX AUS 2026 and No Other Games (Live from the Floor of PAX)

October 15, 2026

Chloe Appleby (0:03)

You're listening to the SansPants Network.

SPEAKER_2 (0:07)

Like it possibly, you're wrong.

Joel Duscher (0:08)

Time is money, and video games cost money, and no one has any time, which means no one has any money.

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