Splatoon 2 and Other Games (Ft. Cass Paige)

**Cass Paige** (0:03)
You're listening to the Sanspants Network.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:07)
Like it possibly, you're wrong.

**Joel** (0:08)
This month on Thumb Cramps, it's a celebration of Cheaper Games. Discount July, July's.

**Marge Ads** (0:18)
Cheap Games, baby, all month long!

**SPEAKER_2** (0:23)
You're listening to Thumb Cramps. A sh-sh-show for the-the-those whose thumbs are cr-cr-cramping.

**Joel** (0:32)
What the hell is going on, gamers?
It's that time of the week again. It's time for Thumb Cramps, a video game review podcast by everyone whose thumbs are cramping. As always, my good listener friends, you're all friends to me, and lovers, friends and lovers. You can kind of pick your own, you know, your own alley, your own angle. How do, how do you see me as a friend or as a lover?

**Jackson** (0:58)
I mean, also, those are the options.

**Joel** (0:59)
There's a third option, which is an op.

**Marge Ads** (1:01)
My ops are out there too.

**Jackson** (1:03)
Friends, lovers and ops. Damn dude.

**Joel** (1:05)
This one goes out to all three. I'm Joel.

**Jackson** (1:08)
I'm Jackson.

**Joel** (1:08)
And today we're joined. Monumentous occasion. I guess we haven't had back for like a few weeks, months.

**Jackson** (1:16)
Yeah. I don't know. I like that I just said big. Big.
Big time guest, but all I got out was big.

**Joel** (1:26)
And I would like to introduce fan favorite guest of Thumb Cramps. It's Cass Paige. Welcome back, gamers.

**Cass Paige** (1:35)
Thank you for having me, gamers.

**Joel** (1:37)
That's okay. Look, I've seen the emails, I've seen the requests.
My friends, my lovers, and my ops.

**Cass Paige** (1:44)
Even your ops, dude.

**Joel** (1:45)
They're all being like, damn, get Cass back on the podcast. So welcome back, Cass.

**Cass Paige** (1:49)
We did it. Thank you for having me. It's done now. It's done. Thanks for having me, guys. Bye.

**Jackson** (1:53)
Yeah, got anything you want to plug? Yeah.

**Cass Paige** (1:57)
My pie hole.

**Ricky** (1:58)
Yeah.

**Jackson** (1:58)
Oh, nice.

**Joel** (1:59)
Yes, sick.

**Ricky** (2:00)
That's awesome.

**Cass Paige** (2:00)
With pie. Yeah.

**Joel** (2:01)
Not me.

**Cass Paige** (2:04)
Why? What are you going to do?

**Jackson** (2:05)
Not you? Not plugging your pie hole with pie?

**Cass Paige** (2:07)
You don't want to plug your pie hole with pie?

**Joel** (2:08)
No, no, no. I think I'm just doing stuff differently.

**Cass Paige** (2:11)
Okay, Jackson, would you like to plug your pie hole with pie with me?

**Jackson** (2:13)
Absolutely, dude. I feel like this is the second or third time I've talked about eating pie today.

**Joel** (2:19)
Yeah, we were talking about stealing pie from a Windows Hill, but that's not important. What is important is that it is discount July, July, but we're celebrating, it's July.
We're going, damn, I've read the news and I've looked in my wallet. Things are not looking good, but I love to game.

**Jackson** (2:35)
I love gaming, but I hate spending money. What's a mother-f***** flipper to do?

**Cass Paige** (2:41)
You want to strike one, I think. I don't think so.

**Joel** (2:44)
I think that most of the K came out there and you're in trouble.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:47)
I think what you heard was me going, ah.

**Cass Paige** (2:50)
I don't think Jackson said any swear words.

**Jackson** (2:51)
I think if I go, f**k, that doesn't count.

**Cass Paige** (2:55)
Hang on, Jackson, listen one together.

**Jackson** (2:56)
Okay, f**k, yeah, that's nothing.

**Joel** (2:58)
No, we've been through this before, that counts.

**Jackson** (3:00)
How are you going to beep it?

**Cass Paige** (3:01)
Oh, if it counts, then why does it count? Why does it count?

**Joel** (3:04)
Also, how do you think I bleep it?

**Jackson** (3:06)
Well, isn't it too long?

**Cass Paige** (3:08)
Yeah, try it again, let's do slower.

**Jackson** (3:11)
How are you going to bleep that?

**Cass Paige** (3:13)
Hang on, let's make it better.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:15)
Oh, too short to bleep.

**Joel** (3:18)
No, again, all of those will be bleeped.

**Cass Paige** (3:20)
Okay, one, two, three. That's the whole swear in one.

**Joel** (3:24)
That one is fine. That one's slipping past the senses. The school are fine with.
you can say.

**Cass Paige** (3:29)
You're playing this to schools and they're the children of your lovers? Yeah, no, they're my friends. They're my friends.

**Joel** (3:35)
Honestly, the children are my ops.

**Jackson** (3:36)
Exactly.

**Joel** (3:37)
The teachers are my lovers.

**Cass Paige** (3:38)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Joel** (3:39)
And I'm 35 I'm allowed to have sex with teachers.

**Cass Paige** (3:42)
Yes, dude.

**Joel** (3:42)
This week, we're looking at Splatoon 2 and Other Games.