Henry Presents The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered and Other Games (Ft. Chloe Appleby)

**Chloe Appleby** (0:03)
You're listening to the Sanspants Network.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:07)
Like it possibly, you're wrong.

**Joel Duscher** (0:08)
This month on Thumb Cramps, it's Ramungust. Remakes and remasters all month long.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:24)
You're listening to Thumb Cramps. A sh-sh-show for the-the-those whose thumbs are cr-cr-crampin.

**Maj Adz** (0:33)
What's up, gamers? Welcome to this week's episode of Thumb Cramps.

**Joel Duscher** (0:39)
Oh, yeah. A video game review podcast for everyone who's looking at their thumbs and going, damn, they cramped.

**Jackson B. Baly** (0:45)
My frickin damn thumbs.

**Joel Duscher** (0:47)
They cramped from gaming.

**Maj Adz** (0:48)
Yeah.

**Joel Duscher** (0:48)
I'm Joel.

**Jackson B. Baly** (0:49)
I'm Jackson.

**Joel Duscher** (0:49)
And Jackson.

**Jackson B. Baly** (0:50)
What?

**Joel Duscher** (0:51)
Great listeners as well.

**Chloe Appleby** (0:52)
Yeah.

**Joel Duscher** (0:52)
Great news.

**Chloe Appleby** (0:53)
Incredible news.

**Joel Duscher** (0:54)
One, this episode's on YouTube.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:56)
Yeah.

**Jackson B. Baly** (0:57)
You can see our faces. Holy mackerel, dude.

**Joel Duscher** (1:00)
And hopefully it hasn't caught to the third camera yet to reveal what I'm just about to say. But also, I hope that you didn't read the title of the episode because something very magical has happened this week.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:12)
I don't ma-

**Jackson B. Baly** (1:12)
like one of- probably when I'm an old man, this is one of the things I'll remember on my deathbed.

**Joel Duscher** (1:18)
Yeah, I'll forget the names and faces of my loved ones, but I'll remember Thumb Cramps.

**Jackson B. Baly** (1:23)
Yeah, me too, dude, me too.

**Joel Duscher** (1:24)
Well, one person that also might remember Thumb Cramps is the first, I was going to say subscriber, but that's not right. The, I guess the first beneficiary?

**Jackson B. Baly** (1:35)
Yes.

**Joel Duscher** (1:36)
Beneficiary?

**Jackson B. Baly** (1:37)
Beneficiary?

**Joel Duscher** (1:38)
Beneficiary of Thumb Cramps Airlines because you might have noticed wonderful listeners that sometimes when we have guests on, we have to record remotely because they live in a place that's not Melbourne, which is where Thumb Cramps Gaming HQ is. So we put a call out. We said, we're going to start Thumb Cramps Airlines. If you pay $420 Australian, we can fly the guest of your choice.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:03)
Yeah.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:03)
Whoever you want, we'll fly them down to Melbourne and we'll do an in-studio episode with them.

**Joel Duscher** (2:08)
And I'm happy to report that a beautiful listener, Henry, stepped up to the plate, sent us $400. And I would like to introduce, for the first time, live in studio with us, it's Chloe Appleby.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:20)
Hello.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:22)
I don't know why Henry picked me. That was a bad one.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:24)
Well, you're an excellent guest, you know? One of the best, I would say.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:28)
I don't know if you meant to lounge on here. Oh, you meant to lounge. It felt good.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:32)
You meant to lounge. That's sort of the lounging seat, really.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:35)
Yeah, it felt weird also just to sit here like.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:37)
Like sit kind of prim and proper. Yeah.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:40)
I could sit like this, very awkward.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:42)
I like lounging in this chair, sometimes I get yelled at for lounging in this chair.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:46)
Why are you yelling at me?

**SPEAKER_6** (2:47)
I think because they said.

**Joel Duscher** (2:48)
Hey, it mightn't have been me.

**Chloe Appleby** (2:51)
No, Jackson looked directly at you.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:54)
Who else is yelling at me?

**Chloe Appleby** (2:56)
Yeah. Not me, because I'm never here.

**Jackson B. Baly** (2:58)
Exactly. You can't see me sloppily lie in this chair in a way that the camera struggles to capture all of me, even though it's set up to catch me in a certain way. And then I whiff it.

**Chloe Appleby** (3:09)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Joel Duscher** (3:09)
Anyway, so if you want to fly down a guest from Sydney or anywhere else in, I guess, Australia, DM Thumb Cramps Pod on Instagram. Let us know who you want to fly to the studio. They will wear your name on a shirt.

**Chloe Appleby** (3:23)
Exactly. Look at that. That's awesome. As modeled by Chloe, Incredible stuff.

**Joel Duscher** (3:26)
both in the YouTube video and also in the photo post as a Thumb Cramps Pod on Instagram.

**Chloe Appleby** (3:31)
Yeah.

**Joel Duscher** (3:32)
Message us, we'll sort that out for you and we'll let you know how much it's gonna cost. Sydney, it's $420 Australian.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:38)
Other places it might get more expensive.

**Jackson B. Baly** (3:40)