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The Tim Dillon Show · 373 episodes with transcripts

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

Spoken has transcripts of 373 The Tim Dillon Show episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 17, 2026.

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517 - Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies

October 17, 2026

Tim Dillon (0:00)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. Five days, Katie Zacharia out. I believe that's her name. She was the press secretary. We hardly knew her. And she's out. She had a disastrous first up at bat. And they pulled her. And because frankly, this is not the time for bad liars. This is not the time in…

He's losing his political power.

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