504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t

**Tim Dillon** (0:00)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. Lindsey Graham is no longer with us, and you know, this is a tough moment for our country. And he, it says, CNN, he asked a staffer to call 911 after reporting chest pains. But most people are saying he was blown up in a Ukrainian drone facility that he was inspecting by Russia. That Russia might have either poisoned him or they might have blown him to bits. I love these drones. They look good. I love a drone.
That's probably the last thing he saw was a drone. I love these drones. They're big and hard. They fly through the air, these drones, and they kill a lot of bad people. Some people gotta be killed.
I don't know. It feels like people are saying that the timeline does not add up and that Lindsey Graham, who was pretty, seemed fine. But I mean, Trump said that his dad died of the same thing around the same age, Lindsey Graham's father, and that genetics is genetics. But I want to imagine Russia blowing up a drone facility where Lindsey Graham is. I think it's a better way for him to have died. And I want that to be the lasting image I have of Lindsey Graham in my mind. Just kind of like in a drone factory, hot, sweaty men and big drones.
Just kind of in a in his happy place, you know, sweaty military guys and big drones and what will you do with these drones? I love these drones.
Yeah, I mean, he toured Ukrainian drone factory before his sudden sudden death. What a weird thing to do to tour a drone factory. What an odd thing to do. He went to a drone factory to take a tour. He loves death.
I love these drones. He loves death. That guy, he liked the machinery of death.
And Graham was reportedly shown vampire bomber drones, also known as Baba Yaga, as well as the Shrike FPV drone and the P-1 Sun Shahed interceptors. He was happy as a pig in shit. They were a bunch of sweaty guys were showing him the drones in the factory. It was a hot summer day in the Ukraine, and he was walking through the drone factory.
And listen, the guy had a life. The guy had a life, and it was an American life. It was a very American life to kind of be this kind of deeply closeted Southern warmonger. It's not at all out of place here. It's a very American life. No one should doubt that. I've got this new theme where I'm not even talking about right or wrong. I'm just going, is it American?
It's the month of July. So during July, I've really tried to think to myself, like, is this American? Is this on brand? And it is. To be like a Southern, deeply closeted Southern guy, sipping sweet tea, close relationship with his sister, and loves war, and loves war, because that's what man do. They go to war. And he loved war, and he loved money, and he loved power, and he loved having that ability to go in to Washington DC, and order a bunch of people into combat. And, you know, maybe Russia poisoned them. Maybe that drone factory blew up. Maybe it was a sudden illness, but it feels like, or maybe he got so excited during the drone tour. He got so excited that he went back to Washington DC, and he auto-erotically asphyxiated or something. You know, like maybe he just really got so excited by this whole thing. It was so sexual, it was so hot that he just went back to his house and just started, you know? Cause the drones are kind of phallic, you know? And just imagine, I think there was part of him that imagined being pierced by a drone. Like, like, listen, getting fucked by a dick is nice, but imagine a drone?
Imagine the mechanical nature of being fucked by a drone. You know, like that. And I think he might have, it might have kind of, it might have awakened something in him, that idea of that kind of, that kind of man and machine. This idea that he could maybe have sexual relations with a drone. That it could potentially, you know, enter him. And I, and, and listen, maybe in more, in more holes than one, if, you know, the number one, orally pleasuring a drone for sure. Worshipping it, licking it, tasting it, taking it in your mouth as far as it can go.
Cutting off your oxygen with it. Breathing through your nose because you have the drone in your mouth. But then also anally spreading your legs for it and letting it enter you and letting it dominate you and feeling submissive towards it because it is machinery that is so advanced. It's just a highly advanced machinery imagining it, turning you. Yeah, I mean, take a look at that. There's no way that Lindsey Graham wasn't thinking a little bit at the end about what sexual relations would feel like with a drone on some level. There's no way.